It beeps if you are horny.

I wonder how the probes are used to make such measurement!

 

It beeps if you are horny.

If you're JD ? ? ?

 

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"No, but it doesn't make your boobs look too big, either."

 

 

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Yeah. I miss college.

 

 

 

 

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Now I wonder if I can do that.

Sometimes passwords ask for a hint word to help you remember your PW.
When it says "Your password is incorrect" I've wanted to make "incorrect" my PW.

 

And you thought a Lamborghini would haul more as - e'hem - never mind.

 

And you thought a Lamborghini would haul more as - e'hem - never mind.

 

A impassionate manifesto:

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[sky-diving]
INSTRUCTOR: Pull your shute!
ME: My shoe?
INSTRUCTOR: Your parachute!
ME: My pair of shoes?
[later]
CORONER: Where are his shoes?

 

[sky-diving]
INSTRUCTOR: Pull your shute!
ME: My shoe?
INSTRUCTOR: Your parachute!
ME: My pair of shoes?
[later]
CORONER: Where are his shoes?

That one came down a little flat...