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Reminds me of an elementary school joke - MANY years ago. Ranchers living at the bottom of a hill experienced heavy rains which washed a landslide of animal dung (not the way it was told in the joke). It was so deep they couldn't get out a window or door. Luckily there was a roof hatch. Now, this occurred at night and they couldn't see how deep it was. So the three brothers went up on the roof and discussed how to get down. One said "Why doesn't one of us jump down and call back how deep it is?" They thought about it and after a few minutes of deliberation they decided the dumb one was going to jump off first. And so he did.
Came the call from the darkness, the dumb brother yelled back "It's only ankle deep." To which the other two brothers decided to jump. Immediately they were up to their necks. So they asked the first brother "You said it was only ankle deep?!" To which he replied "I jumped head first."
Came the call from the darkness, the dumb brother yelled back "It's only ankle deep." To which the other two brothers decided to jump. Immediately they were up to their necks. So they asked the first brother "You said it was only ankle deep?!" To which he replied "I jumped head first."
https://www.kron4.com/news/bay-area/oakland-homeless-encampment-added-as-business-on-google/
The listing on Google describes the encampment as a “Storage Facility” with a 4.2-star review — out of a possible 5. The encampment, according to Google is “open 42 hours.”
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“Lovely place to live and raise your kids,” read one review.
“Great location that shows the inclusion and diversity of culture in Oakland,” read another.
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“We are glad you like our small loose nit community,” read a response from the owner of the page. “We strive to provide a low cost, high crime area for you to live where you are free to dispose of trash, bio material, hypodermic needles, stolen cars, free from the prying eyes of law enforcement.”
The listing on Google describes the encampment as a “Storage Facility” with a 4.2-star review — out of a possible 5. The encampment, according to Google is “open 42 hours.”
...
“Lovely place to live and raise your kids,” read one review.
“Great location that shows the inclusion and diversity of culture in Oakland,” read another.
...
“We are glad you like our small loose nit community,” read a response from the owner of the page. “We strive to provide a low cost, high crime area for you to live where you are free to dispose of trash, bio material, hypodermic needles, stolen cars, free from the prying eyes of law enforcement.”
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Was that video produced by RFK?
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