[Yes, it is the LM3909]

 

 

A guy sits down at a bar. "Is everything okay?" the bartender asks. "My wife and I got into a fight and she said she wasn't going to talk to me for a month." The bartender says, "Well, maybe that's a good thing... a little peace and quiet?" "Yeah but today is the last day."

 

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"Man that water is cold!"

"And deep, too!"

 

"Man that water is cold!"

"And deep, too!"

 

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Somewhat politically incorrect but at least they didn't call them retarded...

 

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But you should see how fast those black squirrels drive!

 

 

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Listening is believing:

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