A friend of mine just started his own business in Afghanistan.
He's making land-mines that look like prayer mats.
It's going well.
He says prophets are going through the roof.

 

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"Honey, why is the toaster trying to convince me I shouldn't worry about artificial intelligence?"

 

Seems intelligence of any kind is in a rut these days.

 

Beam me up Scotty, there's no intelligent life here.

 

 

It's 5:00 PM. Do you know what time it is?

 

 

 

 

Budget cuts and dedication

 

 

 

 

 

It's 5:00 PM. Do you know what time it is?

In NYC, you can call any phone number in the wee hours of the morning and get the time.

"It's four o'clock in the f*****g morning! Why are you calling me?"