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I both understand and accept that. Just speaking from personal experience, I've never thought of the term applying to a girl. That's all. however, there probably is a plethora of no-proof of it applying to male only.
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That's because, in most people's personal experience in the last few centuries, it has been mostly applied to males, so it seems out-of-place to most of us when applied to a girl.
Precious fool!
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Never heard of a fuse rated in "watts" or Megawatts - must be a joke (even though someone posted it in the Jokes Thread and claimed, "no joke". I don't get the joke or the "entertainment" value (as also claimed). Seems pretty off topic to me.
No joke?
Backup Prank. Wish I'd have thought of it.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gvZrf2Jtpe8
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gvZrf2Jtpe8
James Bond enters a bar. He looks around and takes a seat next to a very attractive lady. He gives her a quick glance and then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The lady notices this and asks “Is your date running late?”
“No,” he replies. “Q has just given me the state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it.”
The intrigued lady says “A state of the art watch? What’s so special about it?”
Bond explains, “It uses Alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.”
The lady says “What’s it telling you now?”
“Well, it says you’re not wearing any panties.”
The lady giggles and replies, “Well, it must be broken because I AM wearing panties.”
Bond smirks and taps his watch and says “Bloody thing’s an hour fast.”
The lady notices this and asks “Is your date running late?”
“No,” he replies. “Q has just given me the state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it.”
The intrigued lady says “A state of the art watch? What’s so special about it?”
Bond explains, “It uses Alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.”
The lady says “What’s it telling you now?”
“Well, it says you’re not wearing any panties.”
The lady giggles and replies, “Well, it must be broken because I AM wearing panties.”
Bond smirks and taps his watch and says “Bloody thing’s an hour fast.”
So, you're offended that the scientist has to explain that the earth is round?
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