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I guess the image in #6421 is funny if you have never seen Fred's car. (the wheels are "rollers")

And, he doesn't wear shoes.

 

I guess the image in #6421 is funny if you have never seen Fred's car. (the wheels are "rollers")

And, he doesn't wear shoes.

 

Still, I enjoyed it.

 

Still, I enjoyed it.

It made my wife laugh, too.

 

@MrChips signature says:
"If a chicken-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long does it take a one-legged grasshoppers to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?"

Y'know, there's probably a right answer to that question. I hated those tests that said "Apple is to Orange as rock is to?" then they gave a list as absurd as A) Astronaut, B) Garden hose, C) Spare tire or D) Tablesaw. And somehow there's a right answer. Don't ask me what it is, I haven't an idea. Always hated these kinds of tests. Mostly because I did stinkingly poor at them.

 

 

@MrChips signature says:
"If a chicken-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long does it take a one-legged grasshoppers to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?"

Y'know, there's probably a right answer to that question. I hated those tests that said "Apple is to Orange as rock is to?" then they gave a list as absurd as A) Astronaut, B) Garden hose, C) Spare tire or D) Tablesaw. And somehow there's a right answer. Don't ask me what it is, I haven't an idea. Always hated these kinds of tests. Mostly because I did stinkingly poor at them.

@MrChips doesn't have a signature line.

 

 

If you wear cowboy clothes then you’re ranch dressing lol.

 

A deputized scientist put an electron on charge. The judge upon hearing this said “ well, that was ionic”.

 

A deputized scientist put an electron on charge. The judge upon hearing this said “ well, that was ionic”.

Was that word-play on iconic or ironic? I don't get how it would be either - must be a third word.

 

@MrChips doesn't have a signature line.

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Was that word-play on iconic or ironic? I don't get how it would be either - must be a third word.

take your pick, I like ironic better.

 

Everyone knows that the opposite of irony is wrinkly.

 

Wrinkly Wendy, I'm not there yet (I hope)..

 

Alright! Which one of you east coasters tried this?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gFfgvnpl8A4

 

 

Alright! Which one of you east coasters tried this?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gFfgvnpl8A4

That much snow, I just drive on it, not worth plowing just yet...