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of course there is Contessa from Titanic
All while making it dinner, too!
At the dinner table the son asks: “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?”
Father, surprised, answers: “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20’s a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30’s and 40’s they’re like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50 they are like onions.”
Son: “Onions?”
Father: “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.”
This infuriated his wife and daughter. So the daughter asks: “Mom, how many kinds of Willies are there?”
Mother, smiling, says : “Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20’s he’s like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30’s and 40’s it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50’s it’s like a Christmas tree.”
Daughter: “A Christmas tree?”
Mother: “Yes! Dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”
Father, surprised, answers: “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20’s a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30’s and 40’s they’re like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50 they are like onions.”
Son: “Onions?”
Father: “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.”
This infuriated his wife and daughter. So the daughter asks: “Mom, how many kinds of Willies are there?”
Mother, smiling, says : “Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20’s he’s like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30’s and 40’s it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50’s it’s like a Christmas tree.”
Daughter: “A Christmas tree?”
Mother: “Yes! Dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”
Splitting buttache.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2e8DFDh2jIQ
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2e8DFDh2jIQ
Gotta love the stupid!
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dlV2zknlJqo
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dlV2zknlJqo
Rich people problems:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/QXYzBtDd_E0
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/QXYzBtDd_E0
I like the title of the video too -"using too much"
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