Tourist: “You’re not very friendly, are you?” Bison: “You’re not very bright, are you?”

 

Bison versus stupidity. Bison 1, stupidity -20.

 

​

 

This morning my wife asked if I've seen the cat bowl.
I said "I didn't know he could."

 

My wife accused me of stealing her Thesaurus.

Not only was I shocked, I was appalled, aghast and dismayed.

 

Here’s a song about why beer is better than women:


I’m allowed to complain about a beer being flat
If my lips touch another beer bottle my old beer don’t get mad
When I’m at a bar I’m always able.. to pick up a bud light
And beer looks the same in the morning as it did on Friday night


Beer’s always ready to leave on time.. and that’s why beer’s never late
And when I wanna swap beer’s.. my old beer won’t take half my estate
A world where I could just date beer.. would just be great

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I may be young at heart, but I do understand. Nowadays all you have to do is hit the panic button on the key fob. Unless you're at the "Park-N-Fly". It can take days to find your car.

 

In college one of the married guys' wives had their Rambler stolen in the grocery store parking lot. We gave him hell about "No one steals an old Rambler". Over a week later he was contacted by the police to tell him that they had found his car in the grocery store parking lot. Then we gave him hell about "Ramblers as so bad they had brought it back."

 

In college one of the married guys' wives had their Rambler stolen in the grocery store parking lot. We gave him hell about "No one steals an old Rambler". Over a week later he was contacted by the police to tell him that they had found his car in the grocery store parking lot. Then we gave him hell about "Ramblers as so bad they had brought it back."

My Rambler was one of my favorite cars. Only 2nd to my '69 Belair.