The Jokes thread

Tonyr1084

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Little boy goes to the zoo with his uncle Bob. The kid's a city kid and has no practical experience with animals. At every exhibit - "What's that uncle Bob?" the kid would ask. Every single exhibit!

The day had worn on and uncle Bob was wearing down. As they approached the Deer exhibit Bob decided he'd have a little fun with the boy. "What's that uncle Bob?" asked the boy. Thinking quickly he said "Um, that's what your daddy calls your mom every night when they go to bed." The boy gets a puzzled look on his face glancing back and forth at the deer and his uncle. A half smile comes to the boys face and says "Awe, that ain't no pig!"
 
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