Cryptocurrency was supposed to be the hedge against the other markets and against inflation.

 

 

 

 

Matt Damon! Give me back my life savings!!!

 

"LOS ANGELES—The average gas price in the state of California is now $6.66, according to a report by the LA Times. This has made it tricky for some motorists who keep bursting into flames every time they fill up their gas tanks.


Biblical scholars are reviewing the text of Revelation to see if this correlates with the mark of the beast as described by the apostle John.

"I knew it!" said Horace Oldman, a church pastor who has unsuccessfully predicted the end of the earth five different times. "It's all in the Bible code, friend. You have to not just read what John wrote but really read between the lines too," he said.

"You see, they didn't have gas back then," he continued, "so he described things like a dragon with ten horns and seven heads. That's obviously just talking about oil derricks. Then the beast from the earth are pumps that call fire from the sky. Because fire is something gas can turn into. But since it's evil we're inverting it so it's coming up out of the ground instead of out of the earth."

"DO YOU SEE?"

Horace Oldman predicts the price of gas will top out at $144,000 a gallon.

Theologians at the Claremont Colleges have distanced themselves from this idea.

"It's a coincidence," says Dr. Rabert Heystone, a theologian and political lobbyist for Big Oil. "You can't take one element that fits and mush everything else together. You have this number 666 but you don't have it as a mark, you don't have a moon turning to blood—and never mind the fact much of Revelation is symbolic. You can't pick and choose what is literal and what isn't just to fit your narrative."

Dr. Heystone and his contemporaries, however, have thus far been unable to explain why people keep bursting into flames and becoming unholy supporters of a New World Order.

"I don't know," said Dr. Heystone. "Prices are high. It's stressful." "

From - https://babylonbee.com/news/not-a-good-sign-average-gas-price-in-california-now-666

 

"LOS ANGELES—The average gas price in the state of California is now $6.66, according to a report by the LA Times. This has made it tricky for some motorists who keep bursting into flames every time they fill up their gas tanks.


Biblical scholars are reviewing the text of Revelation to see if this correlates with the mark of the beast as described by the apostle John.

"I knew it!" said Horace Oldman, a church pastor who has unsuccessfully predicted the end of the earth five different times. "It's all in the Bible code, friend. You have to not just read what John wrote but really read between the lines too," he said.

"You see, they didn't have gas back then," he continued, "so he described things like a dragon with ten horns and seven heads. That's obviously just talking about oil derricks. Then the beast from the earth are pumps that call fire from the sky. Because fire is something gas can turn into. But since it's evil we're inverting it so it's coming up out of the ground instead of out of the earth."

"DO YOU SEE?"

Horace Oldman predicts the price of gas will top out at $144,000 a gallon.

Theologians at the Claremont Colleges have distanced themselves from this idea.

"It's a coincidence," says Dr. Rabert Heystone, a theologian and political lobbyist for Big Oil. "You can't take one element that fits and mush everything else together. You have this number 666 but you don't have it as a mark, you don't have a moon turning to blood—and never mind the fact much of Revelation is symbolic. You can't pick and choose what is literal and what isn't just to fit your narrative."

Dr. Heystone and his contemporaries, however, have thus far been unable to explain why people keep bursting into flames and becoming unholy supporters of a New World Order.

"I don't know," said Dr. Heystone. "Prices are high. It's stressful." "

From - https://babylonbee.com/news/not-a-good-sign-average-gas-price-in-california-now-666

yup ... your post definitely deserves to be posted in both threads ...

 

"LOS ANGELES—The average gas price in the state of California is now $6.66, according to a report by the LA Times. This has made it tricky for some motorists who keep bursting into flames every time they fill up their gas tanks.


Biblical scholars are reviewing the text of Revelation to see if this correlates with the mark of the beast as described by the apostle John.

"I knew it!" said Horace Oldman, a church pastor who has unsuccessfully predicted the end of the earth five different times. "It's all in the Bible code, friend. You have to not just read what John wrote but really read between the lines too," he said.

"You see, they didn't have gas back then," he continued, "so he described things like a dragon with ten horns and seven heads. That's obviously just talking about oil derricks. Then the beast from the earth are pumps that call fire from the sky. Because fire is something gas can turn into. But since it's evil we're inverting it so it's coming up out of the ground instead of out of the earth."

"DO YOU SEE?"

Horace Oldman predicts the price of gas will top out at $144,000 a gallon.

Theologians at the Claremont Colleges have distanced themselves from this idea.

"It's a coincidence," says Dr. Rabert Heystone, a theologian and political lobbyist for Big Oil. "You can't take one element that fits and mush everything else together. You have this number 666 but you don't have it as a mark, you don't have a moon turning to blood—and never mind the fact much of Revelation is symbolic. You can't pick and choose what is literal and what isn't just to fit your narrative."

Dr. Heystone and his contemporaries, however, have thus far been unable to explain why people keep bursting into flames and becoming unholy supporters of a New World Order.

"I don't know," said Dr. Heystone. "Prices are high. It's stressful." "

From - https://babylonbee.com/news/not-a-good-sign-average-gas-price-in-california-now-666

Each 6 of the 666 was obviously referring to the atom of atomic number 6 - carbon - and 666 simply means many carbon atoms strung together to make crude oil or any of the cracked distillates that we use as fuels.

 

Each 6 of the 666 was obviously referring to the atom of atomic number 6 - carbon - and 666 simply means many carbon atoms strung together to make crude oil or any of the cracked distillates that we use as fuels.

....and what would a "MrSalts" know about organic chemicals? J/K

 

....and what would a "MrSalts" know about organic chemicals? J/K

Everyone must know their enemy.

 

 

 

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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qiXMm-nP6bs

 

 

I think I dated the woman in this picture in high school. Do we know each other, @Hypatia's Protege ?
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Who knows? -- That said, as with @Aleph(0) , the above image is not of myself either! -- Yikes! She (i.e. the imaged 'creature' ['tweeker'?]) dosen't look as if she'd be particutaly forgiving of identity theft -- Indeed I suspect her vocabulary (and, indeed, cognition) are notably bereft of 'forgiveness' amongst other higher human attributes...

TTFN
HP

 

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Well then he's a spectral-nut -- IIRC I heard tell that Mr. Peanut fell to his death during a sporting event (''Superbowl"?) back in 2020 -- Apologies - I'm not a fan/follower of team sports, etc... and way too lazy to research it --- That said, I'm quite certian he's departed this veil of tears -- in his case, especially saline tears...


TTFN
HP

 

and way too lazy to research it --- That said, I'm quite certian he's departed this veil of tears -- in his case, especially saline tears...

Ah! What the hey! --- I do believe I found it!

TTFN
HP