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The laundry put too much starch in it. Would have looked like I was sporting a woody.Why? You didn't bring your strap?
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So ... starch is the key then, uh?
djsfantasi
- Joined Apr 11, 2010
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I bought a chair last week. Took it home. The next morning there was a table in its place. Later I went into the room and the chair was back. That night it was a footstool. I took it back to the store and complained. He said "What did you expect? You bought an occasional chair."
Hypatia's Protege
- Joined Mar 1, 2015
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--Emphasis added--
Or indeed YOU following consumption of ca. ten fingers of Spirytus
Disclaimer: well neigh passable inebrated resemblance not withstanding, the above image is not that of @Aleph(0) --stoned or otherwise-- Ya see, unlike certain folks, I'm not a 'doxer' -- But for all that I am hoping this post sufficiently 'POs' the lurking @Aleph(0) such that she resumes participation on these fora
With genuinely constructive intent
HP
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Hypatia's Protege
- Joined Mar 1, 2015
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Sorry to learn of your mother-in-law's passing
--- but thanks for the reply!Very best regards
HP
I frightened my MIL (not MILF!) the day I met her. She hated me all the time she knew me. I was taking her daughter away - and yes - that frightened the hell out of her. She did everything she could to get rid of me. Didn't work. 33 years of battle. She passed 2 years ago.
I TRIED to show her love and caring. She accepted the help but never did she show love for me. Since her passing I've learned how she tried to get my wife to leave me, offering to pay off our house and give it to me and take my wife back.
Come to think of it - I haven't seen Aleph here in a while now.
I TRIED to show her love and caring. She accepted the help but never did she show love for me. Since her passing I've learned how she tried to get my wife to leave me, offering to pay off our house and give it to me and take my wife back.
Come to think of it - I haven't seen Aleph here in a while now.
Hypatia's Protege
- Joined Mar 1, 2015
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Indeed, parents are often (I daresay, in many cases, something like compelled, to be 'overprotective' of their children) where 'overprotective=keep them 'their possession' forever...
IMNSHO the 'prime directive' of parenthood is assuring, to the best of one's abilities and resources, the quality of life/peace of mind of their offspring -- easier said than than done - but there it is...
Many thanks for you candor
Very best regards
HP
Mother Nature made a decision that there should only be two adults in a human household. Life got so much easier once we let the kids go and assumed the education, experiences and habits we impressed upon them would help them survive while we hoped for an occasional visit, phone call and text. So far, it has worked out.
djsfantasi
- Joined Apr 11, 2010
- 9,237
The other day, I was driving and got pulled over by a cop.
He asked me if I had a police record.
Apparently, "Roxanne" was not the answer he was looking for.
He asked me if I had a police record.
Apparently, "Roxanne" was not the answer he was looking for.
I think I dated the woman in this picture in high school. Do we know each other, @Hypatia's Protege ?View attachment 269135
--Emphasis added--
Or indeed YOU following consumption of ca. ten fingers of Spirytus
Disclaimer: well neigh passable inebrated resemblance not withstanding, the above image is not that of @Aleph(0) --stoned or otherwise-- Ya see, unlike certain folks, I'm not a 'doxer' -- But for all that I am hoping this post sufficiently 'POs' the lurking @Aleph(0) such that she resumes participation on these fora
With genuinely constructive intent
HP
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