I searched and searched the "before" image for some parts that showed up in the "after" image

They must have been on the floor behind the couch.

 

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Your math nugget.

Number of humans who eat pizza: ~7.9 billion.
Number of insects who eat crap: ~ 5 quintillion.

Clearly, eating crap is the most popular choice.

 

Your math nugget.

Number of humans who eat pizza: ~7.9 billion.
Number of insects who eat crap: ~ 5 quintillion.

Clearly, eating crap is the most popular choice.

Shouldn't it be measured in pounds of humans that eat pizza vs pounds of insects that eat crap?
Or, one could assume organisms with small brains have really poor judgement.
What if those insects know they must eat crap so the pizza is available for a more important being?

 

At least humans don't roll the pizza into a ball and push it around...

 

At least humans don't roll the pizza into a ball and push it around...
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Of all foods pushed around town, it's pizza. And, with the growing popularity of Calzones in my area, I could only imagine that the next step is spherical.

 

One of my favorites!

 

Yet another Chuck Norris joke:

"When Chuck Norris cracks a joke about Will Smith’s wife … Will Smith slaps himself."

 

 

Time to bring this one back:

 

 

On the Russian front in Ukraine.

 

How bad are things today with food shortages and another Bitcoin crash?

Terrorists are now demanding that the ransoms of kidnapped Americans be paid in canned goods.

 

How bad are things today with food shortages and another Bitcoin crash?

Terrorists are now demanding that the ransoms of kidnapped Americans be paid in canned goods.

Especially if the canned goods are baby formula.

 

https://www.kansas.com/news/nation-world/national/article261469492.html

 

https://www.kansas.com/news/nation-world/national/article261469492.html

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- looks like he's trying to extinguish that burning ring of fire.

 

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