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Will the second amendment apply to robots?

 

I really saw such things in glossaries of other books.

Me too. It was fun then, and fun/funny now.

 

Will the second amendment apply to robots?

No.

 

Can you people make any rational argument except a movie clip? Maybe you should think about your thinking. ?

 

I believe that is called a circular argument, think about thinking?

 

Why did the one armed man cross the road?

To get the second hand store!

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Damn!

What did the mexican fire chief name his two sons?

Hose A and Hose B!

 

No.

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I'd like to believe you but when the founding members of the NSSF find an untapped market, a lobbying effort soon follow.

 

No.

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When was the last time anybody learned from a movie script? The movie "Idiocracy" comes to mind. Almost all came true except for the ability to put people in a state of suspended animation (as far as I know).

 

No matter how many times my mother told me I shouldn't laugh when I heard Grandma's farts in church.

Now THAT's funny!

As we walked, confident in our 20 year old bodies, I saw an older woman taking short cautious steps. As I thought to myself, "Wow, I hope I'm more nimble than that when I'm her age", I found myself, in less than a blink of an eye, flat on my back. After a quick systems check to be sure I was OK, all I could do was laugh.

Running between heavy rain showers, I dashed down a six foot wet grass covered hill by the side of a busy road. I slipped and landed on my rump and as quickly sprang back to my feet. But it was too late. Motorists were already laughing and pointing.

“What hangs at a man’s thigh and wants to poke the hole that it’s often poked before?

1000AD Britain
Answer: A key.

What's long - round - and hard, and full of seamen?

Answer: Submarine.

 

Can you people make any rational argument except a movie clip? Maybe you should think about your thinking. ?

Rational argument in the Jokes thread?
Good Joke ...

 

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel strapped to his private area.

The bartender says, “Do you realize you have a steering wheel attached to your crotch?”

The pirate says, “Arrr, it's driving me nuts!”

 

Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The bar tender asks "What can I get you?" The first vampire says "I'd like a glass of blood." The second says "I'll have the same." Looking at the third, he says "I'll have a glass of blood plasma."

"OK" says the bar tender, "That's two bloods and a blood lite."

 

Was mid December and the Mother-In-Law (MIL) was reading the Sunday paper. As I walked by I saw an ad for Fruit Cake.

"Fruit cake" I said out loud. "That's what I should get the boss."

"Why?" she asked. "Is he a fruit cake?"

"No" I responded. "But they don't sell Ass Hole cake."

 

farmer berating lynx

 

Did you hear the one about the Chinese Godfather? He made an offer he couldn't understand!

 

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I like that idea......

 

Now if only Cesar and I had snow...