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Things You Should Never Say If You’re Accused Of A Crime

“But what about all the people I didn’t kill?”
“I swallowed the gun and you will never find it.”

 

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Hoho hehee! I doubt it really happened that way, but its a great gag none the less.

 

 

Sign outside a rest room.

 

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Madam I'm Adam! Comes to mind along with the world's shortest poem. A couplet by Ogden Nash
"Fleas"
Adam
Had 'em

 

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Granting that 'washing machines' as a unit of volume (or whatever) is a tad inprecise -- I yet maintain that CGS has it all over SI... But then most North Americans south of Ca. 50 (Deg) N. Lat. never much embraced that (i.e. the former) either

Best regards
HP

 

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All around the edges.

 

 

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Things You Should Never Say If You’re Accused Of A Crime

“But what about all the people I didn’t kill?”
“I swallowed the gun and you will never find it.”

"But your honor - It was all down to those voices in my head!"

TTFN
HP

 

"But your honor - It was all down to those voices in my head!"

TTFN
HP

"Im not getting out to take any suburbity tests, I'm too drunk for that."

"Of course I'm driving while impaired, I'm too drunk to walk home."

 

"But your honor - It was all down to those voices in my head!"

TTFN
HP

What girl in the van with me are you talking about?

 

What girl in the van with me are you talking about?

White van? Her?
https://www.cnn.com/2021/09/19/us/gabby-petito-missing-sunday/index.html

Too soon?