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and a little oblivious too!

 

Come on now I was just playing!

 

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When a young man gets married, he knows the true meaning of happiness.
But by then it's too late.

 

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Good one... but it's nothing more than an urban legend:

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/good-luck-mr-gorsky/

 

 

 

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I guess she got tired of doing Windows !!??

 

I guess she got tired of doing Windows !!??


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And I bet he'll show up soon with a newer version.

 

Recent incident witnesses here.
A local group of nuns offers in home help to the elderly on a weekly basis.
.One of them was on the way to visit one of her patients, just as she got about a couple of hundred yards past the gas station she ran out of gas.
Looking around for a container that she could use to hold enough to get her back to the station, she found a large wax cardboard container.
After walking back to the station, the attendant refused to let her fill it as it was non regulation material.
So after returning to the car, she opened the trunk and looked for something suitable.
All she could find was a stainless bed pan.
So returning again to the station, the attendant relented and allowed her to fill it.
Carefully carrying it back to her car, she removed the cap and started to gently pour the gas.
Just at that moment, a truck pulled out of the gas station with a couple of guys in the front seat, their eyes became glued on the scene.

One turned to the other and said, If this is going to work, I'm converting to Catholic tomorrow!
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Only goes to show that money can't buy happiness but can buy trophy gold diggers who eventually age out of contention.

 

The Beatles: Can't buy me love.

Can't buy me love, love
Can't buy me love

I'll buy you a diamond ring my friend
If it makes you feel alright
I'll get you anything my friend
If it makes you feel alright
'Cause I don't care too much for money
Money can't buy me love

I'll give you all I've got to give
If you say you love me too
I may not have a lot to give
But what I've got I'll give to you
I don't care too much for money
Money can't buy me love

Can't buy me love, everybody tells me so
Can't buy me love, no, no, no, no

Say you don't need no diamond rings
And I'll be satisfied
Tell me that you want the kind of things
That money just can't buy
I don't care too much for money
Money can't buy me love

Can't buy me love, everybody tells me so
Can't buy me love, no, no, no, no

Say you don't need no diamond rings
And I'll be satisfied
Tell me that you want the kind of things
That money just can't buy
I don't care too much for money
Money can't buy me love

Can't buy me love, love
Can't buy me love, oh