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Or just stand there drooling and looking stupid...

 

I’d do “hard time” if she asked me to.

 

I wonder if she likes to play with handcuffs...

 

Strange glitch:

 

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Except they got the wrong answer! It's = 47!

 

Except they got the wrong answer! It's = 47!

Lol! ... so did you!

 

Depends on who you believe... 47 (number) - Wikipedia

 

Depends on who you believe... 47 (number) - Wikipedia

Very interesting... I didn't know about the 47 number hype... and I'm a trekkie!:

When asked about the significance of the number, Rick Berman once joked, "47 is 42, corrected for inflation" referring to 42 being "the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything" according to The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams.

 

A stupid person is one who causes harm to another person or group without at the same time obtaining a benefit for himself or even damaging himself

 

A stupid person is one who causes harm to another person or group without at the same time obtaining a benefit for himself or even damaging himself

That phrase reminded me of a quote from a character in one of Frank Herbert's "Dune" books:

- "Revenge is for children and the mentally retarded"

 

 

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If a man walking in a forest says something, but there's no woman there to hear it, is he still wrong?

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A priest and a Rabbi are sitting next to each other on an airplane.

After a while of talking about their day the priest asked the rabbi, "Are you still prohibited from eating pork?"

The Rabbi replied "yes, we have strict dietary restrictions."

The Priest thought for a minute and then asked,

"Well, have you ever eaten pork?" the Rabbi replied "yes, when I was a teenager I had a ham sandwich on a dare."

After a bit the Rabbi asked the priest "are you still required to be celibate?"

The Priest replied "Oh yes, we are very strict about that!"

The Rabbi then asked, "well, have you ever had sex?"

The priest replied "Yes, when I was a teenager before my calling I had a girlfriend and we did have sex."

The rabbi thought for a minute and then said "Sure beats a ham sandwich don't it?"

 

Three very old men are undergoing a memory test at the doctor's office.

The Doctor asks, "what is three times three?"

The first man answers, "274."

The second man answers, "Tuesday."

The third man answers, "Nine!"

The doctor, pleasantly surprised at the third man's correct response, inquires, "Great! How did you get that answer?"

"Simple. Just subtract 274 from Tuesday."