Best of Prince Philip quotes
- "If you stay here much longer, you'll all be slitty-eyed." (perhaps his most notorious comment - to British students in China, during a 1986 state visit).

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/ellievhall/oprah-meghan-markle-prince-harry-interview-sussex

I think I know who may have made the remark, quoted by Megan Markel during an interview with Opera, as to what shade or color the child my be when she gave birth.

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Prince Philip on royal duty: In his own words​

His supporters always said his sense of humour was misunderstood and his remarks often taken out of context. And he himself was not unaware of his reputation - he once described himself as a "cantankerous old sod". Here are some of his most well-known lines, in chronological order. You may find some of the quotes below offensive.

 

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At least it's not a purple triangle.

 

I don't get it?
HeHee

Don’t feel alone not many did either at the time.

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Don’t feel alone not many did either at the time

I was being facetious look closely into my crystal ball.

My crystal ball was a purple triangle!
Wait a minute I just got what you said now that's funny!

 

I was being facetious look closely into my crystal ball.
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I knew you were, but that should be a T-Shirt lol

With a Caption: I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you.

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I'm keeping both eyes on you. [Blink]

Where’d he go?

 

I'm laughing my behind off while I'm typing this you're good man really really good

 

 

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It was the "Cursive" that got me laughing.

 

A women texted this picture to her husband and said, “come home quick. I have a surprise for you.”

Thinking he was going to be lucky, he rushed home.

Boy, was he surprised!

 

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A women texted this picture to her husband and said, “come home quick. I have a surprise for you.”

Thinking he was going to be lucky, he rushed home.

Boy, was he surprised!

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I think I’m missing the funny?

 

The ear gave it away...

 

The ear gave it away...

Ah, got it. I guess.

 

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