The Jokes thread

Tonyr1084

Joined Sep 24, 2015
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Yawning IS contagious. Even across species.

Last night (true story) my cat was laying in her heated bed with her paws hanging over the edge. Said "Look honey, she's hanging 10." Just as I was reaching for my camera (cell phone) she (the cat) gave a big old yawn. I fumbled and missed the shot. But I wanted to capture a yawn. So I deliberately made a yawning motion when we locked eyes. Two seconds later I snapped this picture:
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YAWNS ARE CONTAGIOUS!
 

Tonyr1084

Joined Sep 24, 2015
9,744
Young boy says to his father: "I'm sad."
Dad asks: "Why?"
Boy: "My girlfriend broke up with me."
Dad: "What happened?"
Boy: "I told her my love for her was like diarrhea. I can't hold it in."
 
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