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My ex-girlfriend still misses me. But her aim is starting to improve!

 

A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into the Red Cross to donate blood.
A nurse asks, "What type are you."
The rabbit responds,"I'm probably a type O."

 

A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into the Red Cross to donate blood.
A nurse asks, "What type are you."
The rabbit responds,"I'm probably a type O."

... probably the first self-referencing joke that I find funny...

 

The rabbit responds,"I'm probably a type O."
I don't get it

English is not my birth language... and even I got it...

 

How do you say 102 eggs in Spanish?

 

How do you say 102 eggs in Spanish?

... LOL! ... I ain't falling for that! ...

 

Rabbit is typo should be Rabbi

 

LOL! ... I ain't falling for that! ..

My goodness I am so happy you took it with the grain of salt I was so worried you would be offended but you have a very good sense of humor and I am laughing while I'm typing this.

 

My goodness I am so happy you took it with the grain of salt I was so worried you would be offended but you have a very good sense of humor and I am laughing while I'm typing this.

Nah... it takes much more than that to offend me... I'm no woke... besides, you could've asked me to translate one hundred and two eggs and a sausage ...

 

Dos huevos y chorizo?

 

Dos huevos y chorizo?

It's the number before it that gives the phrase meaning... and a dirty one at that...

 

The rabbit responds,"I'm probably a type O."
I don't get it

There is a whole class of jokes that start “A priest, minister and a rabbi...”

Typo is an abbreviation for typographical error.

 

There is a whole class of jokes that start “A priest, minister and a rabbi...

And then there is this one, found in a comment on Sabine Hossenfelder’s site:

Schrödinger, Heisenberg, and Ohm are riding in a car. It is stopped by a policeman for going to fast. He says that they were going precisely 182.7 km/h. Heisenberg replies that he now has absolutely no idea where they are. The policeman, suspicious, searches the car, opens the boot, and tells them that they have a dead cat in there. NOW we do is Schrödinger’s reply. Due to their strange behaviour, the policeman arrests them. Ohm resists.

 

you could've asked me to translate one hundred and two eggs and a sausage

I can translate that into chit. But it might take me a few days.

 

Just as a point of reference I'm an independent who leans democratic. I'm not offended by this; hopefully you won't be either.

 

Just as a point of reference I'm an independent who leans democratic. I'm not offended by this; hopefully you won't be either.

I always liked Reagan. He had charm and a likeable sense of humor. He was living proof that a leader didn't have to be a jerk in order to be respected and exert authority...

 

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