Probably because the pub is steeply downhill from his house?

Not the first reason that came to mind. I have a pub 0.33m from my house on level ground. I can state that experimentally, I can reproduce those results. I’ll attach an LtBeer simulation if I can find it.

 

I have a pub 0.33m from my house

Is that metres or miles?

 

Is that metres or miles?

Well, both actually. The fridge is really close. But I did mean miles

 

And speaking of relative distances:

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Hello,

In holland I saw this in the Hema:



Keep distance of 15 tompoucen (small dutch pastry).

Bertus

 

This quarantine must be affecting my state of mind ... because some of the very, very bad jokes in the following list actually made me laugh:

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Haven't received any alerts for new jokes. Just had to catch up on four pages of jokes. So I'm posting just to force AAC to notify me when new jokes appear.

Here's my addition:

I used to cough to cover up farts.
Now I fart to cover up coughs.

 

This quarantine must be affecting my state of mind ... because some of the very, very bad jokes in the following list actually made me laugh:

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For "Cargo space?", I'd have replied, "No, car go road." I like pithy as much as punny.

 

For "Cargo space?", I'd have replied, "No, car go road." I like pithy as much as punny.

As an alternative:

"Si!"

 

Life before corona virus:



life after corona virus:

 

was looking for replacement jumbo mouse pad and found interesting QnA on Amazon:

 

No such thing as a stupid question but stupid answers may reply.

 

My Moslem friend tells me of a hilarious joke circulating in that community.

Americans think they are so clever with the hand washing and all? We’ve been washing our hands five times everyday for centuries!

 

 

Things for a pilot to do during quarantine:

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"Bread: How to Bake the Perfect Loaf."
Step 1 - gain entry to your neighbors' home
Step 2 - murder them
Step 3 - steal their flour and yeast...

 

That has more than just a "punch" line. It's more like a "deadly force" line.

 

Here's a chuckle for the local Libertarians

 

Where is the dis-like button?