The Jokes thread

cmartinez

Joined Jan 17, 2007
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There are so many COVID-19 cases in America compared with Mexico, the Mexicans are contemplating building a wall to stop the Americans from coming in.
Truth being told, I'm very much afraid it's only a matter of a week or two before things get out of control down here too...
 

joeyd999

Joined Jun 6, 2011
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I'm very much afraid it's only a matter of a week or two before things get out of control down here too...
Perhaps they have already -- and you just don't know it. Cases are spiking mostly due to increased testing.

How has testing been in Mexico up to this point? (I am asking seriously -- I'm completely ignorant re Mexican health institutions and social services).
 

cmartinez

Joined Jan 17, 2007
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Perhaps they have already -- and you just don't know it. Cases are spiking mostly due to increased testing.

How has testing been in Mexico up to this point? (I am asking seriously -- I'm completely ignorant re Mexican health institutions and social services).
Practically nonexistent, government-wise. Only private medical institutions have access to them at this point. To say that public medicine sucks down here is an understatement. However, private institutions are among the best in the world (one of the reasons we have a fledgling medical tourism industry)

So far, there's been 20 confirmed cases, two of which have been in my hometown. Both of them from people that just got back from Spain.

But as you say, the number of confirmed cases is very different from the number of unconfirmed cases.

One thing in our favor though, is that after all this news cycle we've become very self aware of our behavior, hygiene-wise, and are already taking strong measures to try to keep this thing from exploding in our faces. For instance, most public places are almost empty and people are staying home as much as they can.

We're going to have to wait and see what happens next.
 

bertus

Joined Apr 5, 2008
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Hello,

Found on EP posted by Edd:

I was waiting in the next cubicle over and I overheard a woman say to my / our dentist . . .
"I don't know which is worse having a tooth pulled or having a Baby."
Our dentist then said . . . . " Well hurry up and make up your mind, I'm gonna have to adjust the chair accordingly ! "


Bertus
 
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