Wife: What are you going to do today?
Husband: Nothing!
Wife: That's what you did yesterday!
Husband: I'm not finished yet!

 

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Found on EP:

1. Why spend a few minutes reading the documentation when you can spend a few hours randomly trying things.
2. Documentation is like sex. When it's good, it's very good. When it's bad, it's better than nothing.
3.Wise is not the one that knows many. Wise is the one that knows useful. Aeschylus.

Bertus

 

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Looks like he's trying to make a decision!!

 

 

 

After the third or fourth time, I usually say ah the heck with trying to sleep 'til daylight and start the coffee.

 

 

 

 

Found on EP:

Thieves have broken into my house and stolen almost everything, except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. . . . . . . . Gr r r r r r r r r . . . . . those Stinking, Filthy, Dirty Bastards.

 

Lobster prices have dropped so low because of the coronavirus, PETA is buying them and putting them back in the ocean.

 

Know what PETA stands for ? ? ?

People Eating Tasty Animals.

 

Local class is offering Special High Intensity Training in any subject you want. It's called S•H•I•T for short. If you need any kind of SHIT they'll give you all the SHIT you can handle. If you know some smart baztard who thinks he knows everything - send him for some SHIT. I'm sure he/she'll appreciate it.

Their classrooms feature all the latest SHIT to cover every subject under the sun. And when you are done getting SHIT you will get your diploma. Speaking of Diploma's - their motto is "No job is finished until the paperwork is done."

 

It seems WHO was keeping some dogs ,testing whether they could get Corona. After concluding they could not, WHO let the dogs out.

 

Know what PETA stands for ? ? ?

People Eating Tasty Animals

Linguist's have recently discovered the origins of the word Vegatarian it is a ancient plans indian word pernounced Veg- a- tear-on.
It means " BAD HUNTER"

 

There are so many COVID-19 cases in America compared with Mexico, the Mexicans are contemplating building a wall to stop the Americans from coming in.