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https://www.partyfiesta.com/pt/en/stag-night/costume-inflatable-bulldog-212089.html

 

There was an old man
From Peru, whose lim'ricks all
Look'd like haiku. He

Said with a laugh "I
Cut them in half, the pay is
Much better for two."

 

There was an old man
From Peru, whose lim'ricks all
Look'd like haiku. He

Said with a laugh "I
Cut them in half, the pay is
Much better for two."

That reminds me, anyone hear from Loosewire lately?

 

That reminds me, anyone hear from Loosewire lately?

No, but I had a hiatus. However, upon becoming active again, I’ve missed his posts.

 

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Direct from real life. Was near Christmas and mother-in-law was reading the news paper. On the table was an unused section of the paper where I saw an advertisement for "Fruit Cake". Out loud I said "Fruit cake. That's what I should get for (my boss)." She said "Why? Is he a fruit cake?" I said "No. But they don't sell a--hole cake."

 

In recompense to post #60:

Bill Clinton and the Reverend Jessy Jackson are sitting side by side on a jet airplane. The flight attendant comes to their seats and offers them drinks. Bill says "I'll have a Scotch on the rocks." She hands him his drink. Looking at the Reverend, she says "Would you like a drink?" Jessy responds tersely, "Woman; I'd rather be raped by a brazen hussy than have alcohol cross my lips!" Bill hands the drink back and says "I'll have what he's having.

 

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Captain Motorcycle:

Another true story worth a laugh.

Was in Taco Bell for lunch. A man as big as the Captain was sitting at the table next to me eating TWO large box meals. The joke is what I saw on his arm - - - A "FITBIT" watch. Yeah, all the ladies are swooning over him because he wears a FitBit. Shows how concerned he is with his health. At least the coroner can determine the cause and time of his death. Although the cause should be rather apparent.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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There REALLY needs to be a dislike button on this forum

 

There REALLY needs to be a dislike button on this forum

Mmhhhh.... maybe a "groan" button would be a better choice?

 

Mmhhhh.... maybe a "groan" button would be a better choice?

In this case DISLIKE.