friend of mine really likes to make pottery, but to me it's just kiln time.

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was walking the dogs when all of a sudden they vanished into thin air?
not sure where they went, but I've got some leads

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when it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

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if you run naked, spray yourself with windex, it prevents streaking.

 

friend of mine really likes to make pottery, but to me it's just kiln time.

---

was walking the dogs when all of a sudden they vanished into thin air?
not sure where they went, but I've got some leads

---

when it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

---

if you run naked, spray yourself with windex, it prevents streaking.

Keep trying.

https://forum.allaboutcircuits.com/threads/the-jokes-thread.60389/page-168#post-1246653

 

Senior trying to set password

WINDOWS:
Please enter your new password.

USER:
cabbage

WINDOWS:
Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.

USER:
boiled cabbage

WINDOWS:
Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.

USER:
1 boiled cabbage

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USER:
50damnboiledcabbages

WINDOWS:
Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character

USER:
50DAMNboiledcabbages

WINDOWS:
Sorry the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.

USER:
50damnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessNow!


WINDOWS:
Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.

USER:
ReallyPissedOff50DamnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow


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Sorry, that password is already in use.

 

"F1!": The geek's cry for help.

 

 

A drunken neighbor came and asked for political asylum. Then his wife with a rolling pin rushed in and spat on all the norms of international law.

 

The Redneck Rule for repairing anything:
If it moves and shouldn't use duct tape otherwise use WD-40.

 

The Redneck Rule for repairing anything:
If it moves and shouldn't use duct tape otherwise use WD-40.

ALA the Red Green TV show!

Max.

 

ALA the Red Green TV show!
Max.

That brings back memories.

 

Who knows Ibrahimovic - understand:
Zlatan is necessary for oxygen to survive.

 

 

 

In a local suburb, I've noticed that the police seem to patrol in pairs. That is, when I see one cop car I see a second one a short time later.

I'm guessing that this is to reduce response time when a doughnut call comes in.

 

Translation: "Beware of the lady, the dog is harmless"​

 

 

 

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The Knights Templar might disagree.

 

Serious, not a joke:

I'm in my pool today. I decide to send a pic to my buddy in Ohio, where they've had unusually cold weather. I asked him, "Still cold in Ohio?" He replied, "No. It's in the 80's today. "

"Well, jump in the pool then!"

"No! The pool is 50 degrees. "

"Well, my pool is 82 degrees. That's only 0°C warmer than yours. "