Yes, one has to recognize that a good sense of humor also requires some degree of courage...

Aye! - But with an eye to the 'sensibilities' of one's audience! --- IOW better him than me!

TTFN
HP

 

I hope you don't need it.

 

I hope you don't need it.

Very interesting... it should be called "The Poor Man's Wheelchair"

 

letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.

now, guys... honestly i do like cats

just couldn't eat a whole one.

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a termite walks into a bar and says, 'where is the bar tender?'

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i wear 2 pairs of pants when golfing, just incase i get a hole-in-one

 

I hope you don't need it.

Very interesting... it should be called "The Poor Man's Wheelchair"

...but in any event an official warning shot across @tom_s' forecastle!?

a termite walks into a bar and says, 'where is the bar tender?'

LOL!

TTFN
HP

 

IF IT'S SNOWING WHERE YOU LIVE BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU DO WITH IT

It’s been snowing all night. So the morning goes like this;

8:00 I made a snowman.

8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman.

8:15 So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 The nanny of the neighbors complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest.

8:20 The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it could have been two snowmen instead.

8:25 The vegans at No. 12 complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 The Muslim gent across the road wants the snow woman to wear a headscarf.

8:40 Someone calls the cops who show up to see what’s going on.

8:42 I am told that the broomstick of the snowman needs to be removed because it could be used as a deadly weapon. Things get worse after I mutter : "Yeah, if it's up you’re a**"

8:45 Local TV news crew shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs" and am called a sexist.

8:52 My phone is seized and thoroughly checked while I am being blindfolded and flown to the police station in a helicopter.

9:00 I'm on the news as a suspected terrorist bent on stirring up trouble during this difficult weather.

9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices.

9:29 A little known jihadist group has claimed it was their plot.

 

So here's something that gets me in trouble with sports _enthusiasts_ who don't see it's just play on words

Beware the perils of the untold joke? -- Golly!

HP It's just intro to joke so plz gimme a break!

 

IF IT'S SNOWING WHERE YOU LIVE BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU DO WITH IT

It’s been snowing all night. So the morning goes like this;

8:00 I made a snowman.

8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman.

8:15 So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 The nanny of the neighbors complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest.

8:20 The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it could have been two snowmen instead.

8:25 The vegans at No. 12 complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 The Muslim gent across the road wants the snow woman to wear a headscarf.

8:40 Someone calls the cops who show up to see what’s going on.

8:42 I am told that the broomstick of the snowman needs to be removed because it could be used as a deadly weapon. Things get worse after I mutter : "Yeah, if it's up you’re a**"

8:45 Local TV news crew shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs" and am called a sexist.

8:52 My phone is seized and thoroughly checked while I am being blindfolded and flown to the police station in a helicopter.

9:00 I'm on the news as a suspected terrorist bent on stirring up trouble during this difficult weather.

9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices.

9:29 A little known jihadist group has claimed it was their plot.

Boatsman ur funny and true to life too! Cuz it's for sure easiest way to totally get into deep doo doo is by trying to please everybody!

 

Abt diy wheelchair

I hope you don't need it.

@tom_s I say better watch ur step! Cuz now you have word to the wise from top CAT!

 

i have never understood why women love cats...

cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep.

in other words, every quality that women hates in a man, they love in a cat?

 

There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who count, and those who don't.

 

One day a farmer called up an engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician and asked them to fence the largest possible area with the least amount of fence.

The engineer made the fence in a circle and proclaimed that he had the most efficient design.

The physicist made a long, straight line and proclaimed 'We can assume the length is infinite...' and pointed out that fencing off half of the Earth was certainly a more efficient way to do it.

The Mathematician just laughed at them. He built a tiny fence around himself and said 'I declare myself to be on the outside.'

 

i have never understood why women love cats...

cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep.

In other words, every quality that women hates in a man, they love in a cat?

Tom_s ur funny but I say most men don't like that behavior in _significant other_ women either

Anyhow I can totally tell you generalization is faulty cuz I don't like pets at all and HP's fave pets are DUCKS (so needless 2 say she doesn't like cats around either).

So to answer ur (rhetorical) question I guess a lot of ppl in general like cats as pets cuz they're independent and aloof so totally _low maintenance_ pets with fringed benefit of being rodent exterminators

 

... they're independent and aloof so totally _low maintenance_ pets with fringed benefit of being rodent exterminators

so are men! ...

 

There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who count, and those who don't.

Joeyd999 I say you ur neglecting biggest demographic of all: PPL who can't count! Now if ur saying they're subsumed by set of _ppl who don't count_ ur missing my point! But I'm not missing point ur making by giving three categories with just two descriptions

 

The Mathematician just laughed at them. He built a tiny fence around himself and said 'I declare myself to be on the outside.'

So that's like _love child_ of abstraction+pragmatism? Kewl!

 

One should always now how permanent a temporary solution can be.

 

I hope you don't need it.

The ultimate "Red Neck Chair" add a motor and you can go to the corner Market for more beer and not even put your feet down.

kv

 

The ultimate "Red Neck Chair" add a motor and you can go to the corner Market for more beer and not even put your feet down.

kv

Regardless of neck color, there appear to many such designs:

 

One should always now how permanent a temporary solution can be.

And vice versa.