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Wife: "See that drunkard down the street?"
Husband: "What about him?"
Wife: "I used to date him 30 years ago. He asked me to marry him, and I turned him down."
Husband: "Wow! ... and the guy's still celebrating!"

 

In an add for a sports bra:
Move your body
not your boobs

 

In an add for a sports bra:
Move your body
not your boobs

If sports bras were part of the show Baywatch, someone could actually remember the plot of an episode.

 

If sports bras were part of the show Baywatch, someone could actually remember the plot of an episode.

baywatch had a plot?

 

roses are red,

violets are dead

i'm a bad gardner

 

baywatch had a plot?

Yes. But it was a "circular" plot.

First, things would bounce up. Then, they would bounce down.

This simple plot was repeated until the end of each episode, after which they would preview a similar plot for the next episode.

Highly creative, and successful.

 

you can actually tell a lot about a womans moods just by her hands.

for example, if she's holding a gun, she's probably angry

 

baywatch had a plot?

I may have made an unsubstantiated assumption.

 

Yes. But it was a "circular" plot.

First, things would bounce up. Then, they would bounce down.

This simple plot was repeated until the end of each episode, after which they would preview a similar plot for the next episode.

Highly creative, and successful.

I didn't realize it was about bouncing, bouncing just leads to more and more bouncing.

kv

 

Yes. But it was a "circular" plot.

First, things would bounce up. Then, they would bounce down.

This simple plot was repeated until the end of each episode, after which they would preview a similar plot for the next episode.

Highly creative, and successful.

I wouldn't call it "circular". The plots were not so shallow or 2-dimensional - it had some depth. I would describe it as "hemispherical".

 

I wouldn't call it "circular". The plots were not so shallow or 2-dimensional - it had some depth. I would describe it as "hemispherical".

"hemispherical" has no depth... rather "protrusion"...

 

"hemispherical"

Can we settle on "melon-shaped"?

 

Can we settle on "melon-shaped"?

I guess that was the point of the show. The plots were not predictable, there were lots of twists, turns and rebounds.

 

Can we settle on "melon-shaped"?

Yes, but as with anything which seems to defy gravity we all know an object must obey the laws of gravity, so to which when the opening of the show is running on the beach, we can then plot that, with x-y * 2 you end up with a sinusoid function repeated over and over then

Spoiler

".............. the plot thickens."

kv

 

The plots were not predictable

The melons were...

 

 

Wrong Mellon.