Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Cash

Cash who?

No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts!

1000 posts should be required before you are permitted to post in the jokes thread.

 

 

 

What's the name of that restaurant?

Allen

 

Five out of six people agree that Russian Roulette is safe.

 

Have you crashed?

No stupid, I am a transformer.

 

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Have you crashed?

No stupid, I am a transformer.

Probably loses something in the translation.

 

Probably loses something in the translation.

I said I would never translate a joke myself but I failed to comply. Wondering what could be missing...

Maybe the connection with this?

 

Same idea as this:

 

Probably loses something in the translation.

I found it hilarious...

 

I said I would never translate a joke myself but I failed to comply. Wondering what could be missing...

Maybe the connection with this?

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Nope I was kidding. It would not have been funny in any language.

 

I found it hilarious...

Well then again your first language is Spanish. Either that or you have a low threshold of humor. You probably think Adam Sandler is funny.

 

I said I would never translate a joke myself but I failed to comply. Wondering what could be missing...

I could see a what I thought was the point of the joke, maybe just me!
Max.

 

... You probably think Adam Sandler is funny.

Whoa whoa whoa.... let's not get too personal here.... that hurt!

 

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You should have quit when you ere ahead.

 

You should have quit when you ere ahead.

.... maybe you're right ...

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Reminds of why I like to hang around this place:

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Reminds of why I like to hang around this place:

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I resemble that remark!