As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

 

Bob walked into his favorite sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar
And stared up at the TV....

Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar
And stared up at the TV...

 

I wondered when that would happen. Who reads 63 pages of jokes before posting?

That might not be the only one.

 

I wondered when that would happen. Who reads 63 pages of jokes before posting?

That might not be the only one.

That is definitely not the only one repeated, but only a few (possibly one) to be pointed out.

 

New key in the standard keyboard

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That's not the escape key, the problems you can get into with Windows 10 need something more powerful than a measly little "Escape" key.

I thought that was what CTRL-ALT-DEL was for...

 

I thought that was what CTRL-ALT-DEL was for...

That's for quitters!

 

That's for quitters!

You're right. A real sportsman would use a Glock vs. Win 10.

 

You're right. A real sportsman would use a Glock vs. Win 10.

That's something I'd like to see... a bulletproof OS...

 

I don't like win 10....! So far i.e.

 

 

That's something I'd like to see... a bulletproof OS...

Groan. You're inviting the standard joeyd999 answer. "All Windows problems can be fixed by installing Linux."

 

That "Oh S***" key is supposed to be the Windows key. I don't see how opening the start menu is going to help you.....

 

Groan. You're inviting the standard joeyd999 answer. "All Windows problems can be fixed by installing Linux."

You don't say....

 

Groan. You're inviting the standard joeyd999 answer. "All Windows problems can be fixed by installing Linux."

Wonderful. So now you are complaining about my posts in advance. To save you the trouble, perhaps the mods can delete my posts before I write them.

 

 

Wonderful. So now you are complaining about my posts in advance. To save you the trouble, perhaps the mods can delete my posts before I write them.

Just curious here, Joey... but was #12 right?

 

I knew a guy that WAS a computer repair technician. Every time customers software or OS malfunctioned he would just install Linux and consider problem solved,very bright lad.