A grey haired Army General walks into a bar and sits down next to a young attractive woman.
They hit it off and she likes a man in uniform.
So she says "Why don't you come up to my room?"
The general says "I'm flattered. But at my age I'm not sure things would work the way you hope."
She says "But you're in good shape. Tell me, when was the last time you had sex?
"Oh" the general says; "It was probably 1950."
"OMG!" says the woman. "Well, I'm sure it will all come back to you."
So they end up in bed and it's pretty wild. The general really has some skills. When it's all over she says:
"General, that was WONDERful. I'm impressed that you haven't forgotten a thing since 1950."
The general says "I should hope not. It's only 2130 now."

 

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/HiDGfFOzfnk
That's all. No setup - no clue. Just watch. Takes only a few seconds.

 

was honest abe really that honest commercial

 

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/HiDGfFOzfnk
That's all. No setup - no clue. Just watch. Takes only a few seconds.

Brings back memories.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dozens_(game)

Comments in the game may focus on the opposite player's intelligence, appearance, competency, social status, and financial situation. Disparaging remarks about the other player's family members are common, especially regarding their mother.[1] Commentary is often related to sexual issues, and this version of the game is referred to as the "Dirty Dozens".[2]

 

 

Geico had some really good commercials.

 

OMG!
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qX40CDGNPus

 

Ghallager talks about creation.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pDEzPLkly-0

 

 

 

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"You Abducted Her - You Keep Her."

Last week I was driving on the highway when I passed a highway patrol car. Yes, I was going a bit too fast and his lights came on. So I took off, trying to get away. He finally caught up to me and so I pulled over. Man was he mad. He demanded to know why I ran. So I told him: "A month ago my wife ran off with a cop. I saw you and got scared. I thought you were trying to bring her back."

 

 

Last week I was driving on the highway when I passed a highway patrol car. Yes, I was going a bit too fast and his lights came on.

 

 

A farmer has 3 daughters, all going out on their first date Saturday night.
Being very protective of his girls, the farmer plans to have his shot gun slung over his shoulder to act as a warning to the girls' boy friends.

The first boy arrives, meets the farmer, and says
"HI I’M EDDY, I’M. HERE FOR BETTY, WE ‘RE GOING OUT FOR SPAGHETTI, IS SHE READY ??"

The farmer is impressed and tells them to have a good time.

The second boy arrives, meets the farmer, and says,
"HI I’M JOE, I’M HERE FOR FLO, WE’RE GOING TO THE SHOW IS SHE READY TO GO ??"
Once again, the farmer is impressed, and sends them on their way.

Five minutes later , the third boy arrives, meets the farmer, and says,
"HI I’M CHUCK"

And the farmer shot him ...

 

A farmer has 3 daughters, all going out on their first date Saturday night.
Being very protective of his girls, the farmer plans to have his shot gun slung over his shoulder to act as a warning to the girls' boy friends.

The first boy arrives, meets the farmer, and says
"HI I’M EDDY, I’M. HERE FOR BETTY, WE ‘RE GOING OUT FOR SPAGHETTI, IS SHE READY ??"

The farmer is impressed and tells them to have a good time.

The second boy arrives, meets the farmer, and says,
"HI I’M JOE, I’M HERE FOR FLO, WE’RE GOING TO THE SHOW IS SHE READY TO GO ??"
Once again, the farmer is impressed, and sends them on their way.

Five minutes later , the third boy arrives, meets the farmer, and says,
"HI I’M CHUCK"

And the farmer shot him ...

I admit it -- I have no clue what the catch is.

 

hello,

@WBahn , it is likely related to the movie Child's play, where Chucky is a horror character.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chucky_(character)

bertus

 

I admit it -- I have no clue what the catch is.

the catch is in the word that rhymes with the last three letters of "CHUCK" ...