A transistor walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a quick sip, the transistor begins sobbing quietly to himself. The bartender notices and asks the transistor if there's anything he can do. The transistor yells at the bartender about the drink being watered down and being taken for a fool and storms out, screaming all the while.

A patron asks the bartender, "Why didn't you throw him out, instead of taking that verbal abuse?".

The bartender then turns and says, "He's my best customer, he's bipolar."

 

@Ron_H

Exactly. It's a meaningful adjective not a proper name.

I knew you guys are inquisitive, so I didn't give it out.

But scalene is quite a bit harder; I had to consult a family member for it:
The Greek adjective is σκαληνός (skalenos). It's derived from the ancient verb σκάλλω (skalo, as in scalp), meaning "to dig, to carve". My godmother estimates the word was used due to the similarity of the triangle to the crude rock tools, used for digging and carving.

The adjective was first used to describe the shape by Thales of Miletus.

P.S. I 'll have to learn to write in phonetic alphabet sometime.

 

some joker near place of last service call

 

some joker near place of last service call

A member over at Electro-Tech told me that he did that once. Scared the cr@p out of his pedophile neighbor

 

A member over at Electro-Tech told me that he did that once. Scared the cr@p out of his pedophile neighbor

LOL, I'm definitely doing similar on my network...

 

What is mind? Doesn't matter!
What is matter? Never mind!

Source: top comment here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=D6XAkVA7RmY

 

What is mind? Doesn't matter!
What is matter? Never mind!

Source: top comment here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=D6XAkVA7RmY

source incorrect. original source - Homer Simpson.

 

well, the person who posted there did not post the source, at least I did

 

I heard this on the radio the other day:

A beautiful woman dies and is met by Peter at the gates of Heaven:

Peter: I see you've had four marriages. The first one was a lawyer, then a circus performer, then a preacher, and finally an undertaker. That's a pretty diverse group.

Beautiful woman: Sure is! One for the money, Two for the show, Three to get ready, and Four to Go!

 

It should have stayed on the radio.

 

I have a cop that has his set is "The Cops are Near" I changed mine to "Growhouse" I thought that was funny cause I really do have a closest garden of peppers and am an avid gardener. I talk to him all the time and I assume he knows its me cause I'm the only one with 200 pots on his porch

 

IT Pie Chart

 

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My red and blue would be swapped

 

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Missing plug the wire all the way into the socket. And just hit the hold button on the modem.

 

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In what ssection does unplugging the device for 10 seconds and plugging it back in lie?

 

That comes under restarting, we call it a hard reboot. I used to work with some Macs and the only way to reboot them when they crashed was to turn them off at the wall.

 

That comes under restarting, we call it a hard reboot. I used to work with some Macs and the only way to reboot them when they crashed was to turn them off at the wall.

The difference with a Mac you don't have to scan the system files, before loading the system.

It just boots without.........you shut down prematurely.

 

The difference with a Mac you don't have to scan the system files, before loading the system.

It just boots without.........you shut down prematurely.

I can think of worse things to do prematurely.

 

I can think of worse things to do prematurely.

I'm sure?

Missing plug the wire all the way into the socket. And just hit the hold button on the modem.

Is this what your thinking

 

I get a steady stream of jokes & memes on facebook which I refrain from reposting here, lest my fellow forum members grow weary of me. But these two came across recently and I thought they were particularly fitting for the forum, so here you go: