Stupid product names

GopherT

Joined Nov 23, 2012
8,009
There's a history of using the names of fruit for IT stuff.
Orange Micro Inc. was a company which made products for use with Apple computers.
Tangerine Computer Systems was a British microcomputer company.
Its because IT people are not very creative - they name companies after what is on their desk or in their lunchbox. I'm just surprised, nobody has named a company Peanutbutter and Jelly Sandwich yet... or maybe they have!
 

GopherT

Joined Nov 23, 2012
8,009
@atferrari

Im not entirely sure what you are trying to say but when companies produce products that have strange names it just irritates me especially if I have to say it in front of an audience :(
It is difficult to defend the trademark of a company name or product name when common words are used - don't call your computer company, "Computer". Even, Number crucher is not worthwhile. Fantasy words or phrases not generally associated with the targeted industry are the best names (easiest to defend trademarks).

You have so much trouble with the trademarked names used in your industry - do you also have trouble with fantasy names for other products you use? Like Xerox, Chlorox, Kleenex, Google, ...

Sorry, I just searched the most famous brands of the UK and nearly all are based on common words or UK sir-names. I am sorry your country is not very creative in marketing. Maybe you could focus on UK companies, then you wouldn't have so much trouble pronouncing names from Italy and the US.
 

Thread Starter

Robin Mitchell

Joined Oct 25, 2009
819
@GopherT

As it turns out, I just have a hard time trying to say the word "Arduino" when I am recording a video because it does not flow nicely in sentences. What I find funny is that the word Arduino is not even italian, it translates to Arduino.

By the way
"I am sorry your country is not very creative in marketing"

I appreciate that words don't always express our emotions or meaning too well but that was down right rude.
 

GopherT

Joined Nov 23, 2012
8,009
@Robin Mitchell
I'm sorry you felt it was rude, but it is a fact. About 1 in 20 companies in the U.K. are not initialisms, Names (Last names or Fist names) or common English words. In the US, about 1 in 4.

Of the top 50 brands in the U.K., only three (Vodafone, Unilever, Tesco).

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1


Shell
1
2


Vodafone
2
3


HSBC
3
4


BP
5
5


EY
7
6


Barclays
6
7


BT
4
8


Tesco
8
9


Sky
-
10


O2
9
11


Asda
15
12


Land Rover
11
13


LLoyds Bank
10
14


Three
-
15


BBC
13
16


MINI
25
17


Sainsbury's
18
18


Dove
29
19


Standard Chartered Bank
21
20


Johnnie Walker
23
21


Aviva
16
22


Everything Everywhere Limited
17
23


Unilever
27
24


Marks & Spencer
19
25


Burberry
26
26


Virgin Media
-
27


BHP Billiton
-
28


Prudential
14
29


British Airways
24
30


Rolls-Royce
33
31


Nationwide
39
32


ITV
22
33


Halifax
20
34


Pall Mall
12
35


BAE Systems
41
36


SSE
34
37


NatWest
30
38


RBS
32

39


Capita
37
40


GSK
45
41


Holiday Inn
43
42


Aon
-
43


Morrisons
31
44


Boots
47
45


Lynx
-
46


Royal Mail
35
47


British Gas
42
48


Scottish Widows
48
49


Compass Group
-
 

Thread Starter

Robin Mitchell

Joined Oct 25, 2009
819
@GopherT It was not rude to suggest that UK companies use common names or words, it was rude to imply that the UK has no creativity when that could not be further from the truth.
 

Thread Starter

Robin Mitchell

Joined Oct 25, 2009
819
@GopherT Does creativity imply products being sold everywhere? I live in the UK and I happen to use mostly British products and services. Sure, I have an AMD processor but you have ARM processors for sure which by the way was a British invention. So was the electronic computer (see colossus), worlds first slim line electronic calculator, the Raspberry Pi, the microbit, MicroPython, optic fiber amplfiers (University of Southampton).

And on that note

The television (thanks to John Logie Baird), The telephone, WWW, the train, the industrial revolution, the jet engine, cats eyes ON YOUR ROADS, electric motor, the tank, radar, the iPod (believe it or not that was designed by a brit), oh and the light bulb.
 

gerty

Joined Aug 30, 2007
1,305
I just retired from a teaching job, the names of some of the students...Jeeez.... Yes I mispronounced most of the more unusual ones.. The parents fault.. not mine.. that's the way I looked at. Most of the time the student agreed..
 

philba

Joined Aug 17, 2017
959
I dunno, I like the sound of Italian. It is one of the most beautifully expressive languages in the world. Are-dween-oh rolls nicely off my tongue. And I barely get by in Italian.

As to the British being creative - there is no question. They have made many great contributions in science, engineering, art and literature. especially literature.
 

cmartinez

Joined Jan 17, 2007
8,768
the jet engine
I know that the Brits were close contenders, wasn't the jet engine (and jet plane) first developed by the Nazis in WWII?

oh and the light bulb
Now I'm completely lost... what's Edison got to do with British light bulbs?

On a closing note, I have the highest respect for GB. I've studied its history thoroughly and find it fascinating and worthy of being referenced when other countries deal with crises of their own. Great Britain is an example of how true democracy and representation should evolve.... But I have to say that Scotland too has its share of great people and inventors.
 

cmartinez

Joined Jan 17, 2007
8,768
@Robin Mitchell
I'm sorry you felt it was rude, but it is a fact. About 1 in 20 companies in the U.K. are not initialisms, Names (Last names or Fist names) or common English words. In the US, about 1 in 4.

Of the top 50 brands in the U.K., only three (Vodafone, Unilever, Tesco).

=============

1


Shell
1
2


Vodafone
2
3


HSBC
3
4


BP
5
5


EY
7
6


Barclays
6
7


BT
4
8


Tesco
8
9


Sky
-
10


O2
9
11


Asda
15
12


Land Rover
11
13


LLoyds Bank
10
14


Three
-
15


BBC
13
16


MINI
25
17


Sainsbury's
18
18


Dove
29
19


Standard Chartered Bank
21
20


Johnnie Walker
23
21


Aviva
16
22


Everything Everywhere Limited
17
23


Unilever
27
24


Marks & Spencer
19
25


Burberry
26
26


Virgin Media
-
27


BHP Billiton
-
28


Prudential
14
29


British Airways
24
30


Rolls-Royce
33
31


Nationwide
39
32


ITV
22
33


Halifax
20
34


Pall Mall
12
35


BAE Systems
41
36


SSE
34
37


NatWest
30
38


RBS
32

39


Capita
37
40


GSK
45
41


Holiday Inn
43
42


Aon
-
43


Morrisons
31
44


Boots
47
45


Lynx
-
46


Royal Mail
35
47


British Gas
42
48


Scottish Widows
48
49


Compass Group
-
Nice list... but it seems to me that of late you've had too much time on your hands... :rolleyes: .... :D:p
 
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