I doubt it. They have 2 billion people. They probably have free tubal ligations and free vasectomies

 

Loosewire, you want to make a deposit or withdrawal ?

 

Loosewire, you want to make a deposit or withdrawal ?

Deposit please. I have used the mattress for several years now. But I find it awkward, and inconvenient. So I would like deposit all my savings in a safer place

 

I dont want to know what your mattress looks like if you have been "depositing" that under it for years.

I think you may want a new mattress.

 

... and a life...

 

Sounds like there plenty of volunteers on the Forum.
You can always depend on the Forum to a tight pinch.

 

Beautiful child, and a proud uncle Rifaa, no doubt.

 

Indeed I am.

 

Deposit please. I have used the mattress for several years now. But I find it awkward, and inconvenient. So I would like deposit all my savings in a safer place

Major LOLage! Especially after you think the image of hiding money under the matress and make the connection.

Anyway, I wish happiness and prosperity in your nephew's life, Rif@@.