https://www.kptv.com/2025/11/28/4-f...undressing-waterboarding-victim-sheriff-says/
4 firefighters arrested for hazing co-worker, including undressing and waterboarding victim, sheriff says

This is not hazing ... this is abuse and torture.

 

https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/m...laims-he-teleported-into-it-florida-deputies/
Man crashes stolen BMW, claims he ‘teleported’ into it: Florida deputies

 

And then he got teleported into jail, I'm sure...

 

https://bocanewsnow.com/2026/01/01/train-versus-head-incident-in-boynton-beach/

BocaNewsNow.com has learned that a man believed to be in his 40s was critically injured around noon today when his head came into contact with a Brightline train in the area of of Hypoluxo and South Dixie Highway. It was not immediately clear whether his head — or the train — was there first.

 

Simple Boolean Logic

Head in Motion	Train in Motion	Outcome
No	No	No headache
No	Yes	Headache
Yes	No	Headache
Yes	Yes	Headache

 

Simple Boolean Logic

Head in Motion	Train in Motion	Outcome
No	No	No headache
No	Yes	Headache
Yes	No	Headache
Yes	Yes	Headache

You didn't consider relativity.

 

You didn't consider relativity.

Good point. Special or General?

 

Good point. Special or General?

Now you have to consider velocity (and acceleration) .

 

Now you have to consider velocity (and acceleration) .

Velocity in mph, kph ... or Knots?

 

Velocity in mph, kph ... or Knots?

Beard-seconds in Furlongs per fortnight.

 

https://www.wjhg.com/2026/01/14/wom...efecating-towards-officers-fort-walton-beach/


Stay classy, my friends

 

O ... M ... G ... !!!! what in the actual F sharp!!!

 

 

https://www.kplctv.com/2026/02/15/h...ter-getting-locked-van-while-trying-steal-it/

‘Help me!’: Suspect arrested after getting locked in van while trying to steal from it

 

https://www.kplctv.com/2026/02/15/h...ter-getting-locked-van-while-trying-steal-it/

‘Help me!’: Suspect arrested after getting locked in van while trying to steal from it

You should've posted this in the good news thread ...

 

Here in Texas people would shoot at them with a shotgun. Just for sport.

 

https://www.local10.com/news/florid...there-is-evidence-of-interdimensional-beings/
U.S. Congresswoman from Florida says there is evidence of ‘interdimensional beings’



Now we know where they are on earth.

 

https://www.local10.com/news/florid...there-is-evidence-of-interdimensional-beings/
U.S. Congresswoman from Florida says there is evidence of ‘interdimensional beings’

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Now we know where they are on earth.

Her name is Luna.

She's one of them, obviously.

 

Hot chick, check
Crop top, check
Pair of high powered guns, check
American flag on the background, check

Then it must be true.

 

Luna? As in Lunatic?