Hey, at least it was a home.The home was filled...
I like the punch line on the first one.
"If at any time I feel threatened, I do have a life jacket I'll be wearing and I'm hoping to just kind of swim out. I've moved all my vehicles the past couple of days to higher, high-and-dry locations. So hopefully I can just kind of swim over to one of those and hang tight while the water recedes," Heller said.
I can't read the article because it's got an ad block block, but if he's in Tampa, he'll be fine.Definitely a Darwin Award nominee
That, or he'll successfully swim to safetyI can't read the article because it's got an ad block block, but if he's in Tampa, he'll be fine.
Who hasn't?...he tried to set woman on fire...
Boone initially told detectives with the Orange County Sheriff’s Office that she and Torres had been playing hide-and-seek on Feb. 23, 2020, in their Winter Park, Florida, residence when they thought it would be funny for Torres to get into the suitcase.
They had been drinking and she decided to go to sleep, thinking her boyfriend could get out of the suitcase on his own, she told detectives, according to an arrest report.
When she woke up the next morning, she didn’t find Torres but then remembered he was in the suitcase. She unzipped the suitcase and found him unresponsive, the arrest report said.
Detectives charged Boone with murder after they found videos on her cellphone showing Torres yelling from inside the suitcase that he couldn’t breathe and repeatedly calling out Boone’s name, according to the arrest report.
Sounds about right.
The sheriff's office said Hernandez-Moncayo was undocumented and is facing an immigration detainer issued by the U.S. Border Patrol, a request that asks for a person to be held for up to 48 hours so that ICE can take custody.
...and release....ICE can take custody...