I was a grand juror for 3 months in MA, and naturally, we had cases of burglary and breaking and entering.

Burglary requires an intent to commit a felony. Not apparent here.

Breaking and entering requires taking same action to enter a building that is not open to the public. Thus if a door is wide open and you do not need to open it, no crime. But if it is unlocked, but closed, it is B&E. So here it would hinge (pun intended) on whether the door was wide open or just unlocked.

They have plenty of 'real' criminals to prosecute in Florida. Like people inside houses that won't leave even when the cops show up called squatters.

Fine him $200 and move on.

 

They have plenty of 'real' criminals to prosecute in Florida. Like people inside houses that won't leave even when the cops show up called squatters.

Fine him $200 and move on.

I doubt we would have seen this case in the grand jury. I would likely be charged as a misdemeanor if at all. Might depend on whether it was dark or not. Seriously. B&E in the daytime is a misdemeanor and B&E at night is a felony here, if I remember correctly.

 

Florida shark attack leaves man in critical condition

Authorities are also making greater efforts to educate the public. Florida’s fish and wildlife conservation commission says there are no guaranteed ways to avoid shark bites, but understanding shark behavior can help beachgoers make better decisions on when and where to swim.

 

Dear Left Coast:

This is how it's done:

Sincerely,

Florida

 

My neck of the woods...

 

My neck of the woods...

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Ha! ... I was there last year and drove through that very same section a couple of times.

 

Ha! ... I was there last year and drove through that very same section a couple of times.

And you didn't stop by for a beer?

 

And you didn't stop by for a beer?

I was just passing through, Joey. I took a 10 day cruise vacation to the Virgin Islands with the family and the ship departed from Ft Lauderdale ... being on that cruise felt like being on a floating human fattening farm ...

 

... being on that cruise felt like being on a floating human fattening farm ...

Deadly, too.

 

Deadly, too.

Confined spaces can do bad things to the human psyche ...

 

I was just passing through, Joey. I took a 10 day cruise vacation to the Virgin Islands with the family and the ship departed from Ft Lauderdale ... being on that cruise felt like being on a floating human fattening farm ...

The poor babies.

Navy Style S.O.S.

 

The poor babies.

Is that sausage gravy on toast? I'm partial to biscuits.

 

Is that sausage gravy on toast? I'm partial to biscuits.

They should try a mexican huitlacoche empanada ... see how they like it ...

 

https://wcyb.com/news/nation-world/...ng-feces-leesburg-lady-lake-police-department
Helped woman performing 'satanic ritual' in feces under bulldozer, but couldn't stay clean

 

 

That sort of behavior is way more common down here than I would like it to be ...

 

At one time we had a pear tree in the yard. It started ripening and we harvested a few early ripened fruits and left for the weekend. Came home and the tree was BARE. They took every pear on the tree!

 

At one time we had a pear tree in the yard. It started ripening and we harvested a few early ripened fruits and left for the weekend. Came home and the tree was BARE. They took every pear on the tree!

They probably would have taken the partridge as well.

 

At one time we had a pear tree in the yard. It started ripening and we harvested a few early ripened fruits and left for the weekend. Came home and the tree was BARE. They took every pear on the tree!

Let me guess ... you never found out who "They" were ...

 

I knew who it was. It was the old lady next door who had been doing it for several years before we moved in and made the old "shack" livable. She was already pissed at us because our rabbits kept getting out and chewing their way through the collard greens plants in her garden. And they kept getting out because a pack of dogs kept tearing our rabbit cages up to get at the rabbits and killing them. It's always something...