https://www.the-sun.com/news/8747649/crocodile-fears-brutal-fatal-attack-small-dog-dead/
'HARD TO SEE' Crocodile fears mount after brutal fatal attack with warning to keep close eye on small children and pets

 

https://globalnews.ca/news/9869675/leprosy-cases-florida-endemic/

Amidst a concerning rise in leprosy cases across Florida, the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) issued a warning saying the disease may be on the path to becoming endemic in the region.

Travellers heading to the southeastern region of the United States, specifically central Florida, should be mindful of the potential risk of transmission, the CDC stated.

 

Sing to the tune of "Yesterday" by the Beatles:

Leprosy.
That old rotten man just touched my knee.
Now my flesh is falling off of me.
Oh, I think I got leprosy.

Suddenly
I'm just half the man I used to be.
There are pieces coming off of me.
Yes, leprosy came suddenly.

Why'd my arm fall off?
I don't know, no one will say.
I know something's wrong,
'cause my leg just walked away (without me.)

Yesterday,
I could always lounge the time away.
Now my bed is in a slimy way,
Oh, leprosy's ruined my day.

Why did I get cursed
with this rot? I need to hide.
I'm sure I'm diseased
for my spleen fell out my side.

 

Sing to the tune of "Yesterday" by the Beatles:

Leprosy.
That old rotten man just touched my knee.
Now my flesh is falling off of me.
Oh, I think I got leprosy.

Suddenly
I'm just half the man I used to be.
There are pieces coming off of me.
Yes, leprosy came suddenly.

Why'd my arm fall off?
I don't know, no one will say.
I know something's wrong,
'cause my leg just walked away (without me.)

Yesterday,
I could always lounge the time away.
Now my bed is in a slimy way,
Oh, leprosy's ruined my day.

Why did I get cursed
with this rot? I need to hide.
I'm sure I'm diseased
for my spleen fell out my side.

We used to sing this parody when we were in Middle School

 

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/florida/2023/08/03/watch-florida-deputy-jumps-onto-runaway-boat/
WATCH: Florida deputy jumps onto runaway boat
Boat reached speeds of 41 mph with no one at wheel after captain fell off, deputies say

 

https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/hole-in-one-leads-to-murder-arrest-for-florida-man-officials
Hole-in-one leads to manslaughter arrest of Florida man who continuously punched 87-year-old: Officials

The charge stems from a car accident at the Glenview County Club in The Villages when 88-year-old Dean William Zook hit what Moore believed to be his car in the parking lot, an arrest affidavit shows.

When asked to exchange insurance information, Moore allegedly punched Zook in the jaw with a closed fist, pushing him backward, deputies said.


Moore continued to punch Zook who attempted to put his hands up as he was struck multiple times.

After the incident, Moore realized the car that was hit didn't belong to him, and he left in search of his actual car, deputies said.

 

https://96krock.com/2023/08/17/tamp...eam-of-becoming-a-stripper-just-like-her-mom/
Tampa Woman Fulfills Childhood Dream Of Becoming A Stripper – Just Like Her Mom

Sebrena Verlice of Tampa, Florida had a dream. When she was just 14, her mom, a former exotic dancer, gave her some of her old costumes to try on. That’s when the Tampa woman knew she wanted to follow in her Mom’s footsteps and enter into the family business.

"My God, it's full of stars." Narrator: it was glitter.

 

https://96krock.com/2023/08/17/tamp...eam-of-becoming-a-stripper-just-like-her-mom/
Tampa Woman Fulfills Childhood Dream Of Becoming A Stripper – Just Like Her Mom


"My God, it's full of stars." Narrator: it was glitter.

Wow! She makes $10,000 a night and can afford a 2 bedroom apartment in Tampa?

She must have some serious financial management skills.

 

“A little upside down”

 

https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/f...-killing-roommate-in-daytona-beach-police.amp
Florida woman doused herself in Mountain Dew to erase DNA after killing roommate in Daytona Beach

 

https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/f...-killing-roommate-in-daytona-beach-police.amp
Florida woman doused herself in Mountain Dew to erase DNA after killing roommate in Daytona Beach

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Her grasp of fundamental organic chemistry is ... outstanding, to say the least.

 

Her grasp of fundamental organic chemistry is ... outstanding, to say the least.

Unfortunately, she used diet Mountain Dew.

Any self-respecting, experienced murderer knows to use the sugared stuff.

 

Unfortunately, she used diet Mountain Dew.

Any self-respecting, experienced murderer knows to use the sugared stuff.

As usual ... the Devil is in the details

 

As usual ... the Devil is in the details

Or is it that the devil points out the details?

 

Unfortunately, she used diet Mountain Dew.

Any self-respecting, experienced murderer knows to use the sugared stuff.

Would that be the high fructose corn syrup Mountain Dew or the real cane sugar Throwback Mountain Dew?

 

I guess all he'd have to do to fulfill his dream is register his craft and get some sort of permit or authorization to complete his voyage?:

Florida man arrested by Coast Guard for trying to cross Atlantic in human-sized hamster wheel

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Court documents said that this was not his first attempt to run on water in his hamster wheel. Officials said he attempted similar voyages in 2014, 2016 and 2021, all of which have ended with Coast Guard intervention

 

LOL, beat me to it!

 

 

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/federa...-cops-business-card-dui-crash-arrest-bodycam/

When Florida police arrived at his house to investigate a hit-and-run, Joseph Ruddy, one of the nation's most prolific federal narcotics prosecutors, looked so drunk he could barely stand up straight, leaning on the tailgate of his pickup to keep his balance.

But he apparently was under control enough to be waiting with his U.S. Justice Department business card in hand.

"What are you trying to hand me?" an officer asked. "You realize when they pull my body-worn camera footage and they see this, this is going to go really bad."