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If he's 29 years old, so am I.

 

Florida man says cowboys don't exist, it was just a movie.

Wow, there goes my day.

Ron

 

Let's see... Aliens and Dragons to the drug addled brain of Florida Man = Yard men & Iguanas?!?!

 

Note the bottom line:

 

Note the bottom line:

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@nsaspook is going to ping you for a duplicate post...

 

@nsaspook is going to ping you for a duplicate post...

That only happens to those that deserve it, that post doesn't.

 

A minor offense for a mental health crisis.
Vern Gagne of wrestling fame killed his roommate in a nursing home and no criminal charges were filed. Both had dementia.
https://bleacherreport.com/articles...ble-for-death-of-fellow-nursing-home-resident

Florida man is not crazy, just high.

 

And not just ignorant, but incredibly stupid as well!

 

A mac and cheese consumer claims that she and others like her have been misled about how long it will take to prepare a single-serving cup of microwavable Velveeta brand mac and cheese.

Florida consumer Amanda Ramirez says that she chose to purchase the microwavable Velveeta mac and cheese because the package says it will be “ready in 3 ½ minutes.” However, she says that she was misled because, in reality, the product takes more than 3.5 to prepare.

https://topclassactions.com/lawsuit...nd-cheese-not-ready-in-3-5-min-as-advertised/

 

The Florida Man of Florida men.
https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/charles-wide-neck-mcdowell-arrested-again-in-florida/
Charles ‘Wide Neck’ McDowell arrested again in Florida

 

The Florida Man of Florida men.
https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/charles-wide-neck-mcdowell-arrested-again-in-florida/
Charles ‘Wide Neck’ McDowell arrested again in Florida

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"Wide neck" so he could be differentiated from his other brother, Charles, known as Charles "pencil neck" McDowell.

 

Sometimes you read a headline and you're sure it happened in Florida. Most of the time you're right.

Hospital patient arrested for allegedly switching off neighbor’s ‘noisy’ oxygen machine

This time it was Mannheim, Germany.

https://www.cnn.com/2022/12/02/europe/woman-arrest-neighbor-oxygen-machine-scli-intl/index.html

 

Christmas season is now officially here in Florida. https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-...public-sex-dog-damaging-church-nativity-scene

 

Christmas season is now officially here in Florida. https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-...public-sex-dog-damaging-church-nativity-scene

The devil was in that boy.

 

Christmas season is now officially here in Florida. https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-...public-sex-dog-damaging-church-nativity-scene

I never knew Floridians called that part of the dog a "church nativity scene"?

 

The devil was in that boy.

That boy put the devil in the dog.

 

I think I'm gonna throw up...

 

Florida man does have a sense of humor for the holidays!
10,000 Surfing Santa Fans Storm Cocoa Beach On Frigid Christmas Eve Morning
WATCH: 10,000 Surfing Santa Fans Storm Cocoa Beach On Frigid Christmas Eve Morning - Space Coast Daily

 

https://abcnews.go.com/Weird/wireStory/florida-sheriff-burglars-call-911-moving-stuff-96114705

While talking to deputies, the female suspect told them that she had called 911 for the purpose of having law enforcement help them move their belongings from the house they were burglarizing. They also wanted to get a ride to the airport so they could spend the weekend in New York, the sheriff's office said.

“Deputies DID help them with their belongings, and DID give them a ride, but it wasn’t to the airport … it was to the Polk Pokey," the sheriff's office said in a Facebook post. “And they are welcome to stay there all weekend long. The Polk Pokey is much better than New York anyway."

 

Maybe we are criticizing Florida too much - idiots may actually live in other states, too.

Internet records show husband of missing Massachusetts woman searched for "how to dispose of a 115 pound woman's body", sources say

Police said, he claimed he took his son for ice cream when he was actually buying $450 worth of cleaning supplies at Home Depot.

https://www.cnn.com/2023/01/10/us/ana-walshe-missing-massachusetts-mother-husband-tuesday/index.html