https://apnews.com/91cfc1317bd74238b1f6f8ef3a845611
Florida man parks Smart car in kitchen so it won’t blow away

 

https://apnews.com/91cfc1317bd74238b1f6f8ef3a845611
Florida man parks Smart car in kitchen so it won’t blow away

Slow news day?

 

https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/f...traged-after-6-year-old-arrested-for-tantrum/

 

https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/f...traged-after-6-year-old-arrested-for-tantrum/

I wonder if those idiot cops have even the most essential sense of shame...

 

Don't go banging on Florida Man's door and jump out of the bushes at him...

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crim...-mistaken-identity/ar-AAIfBCy?ocid=spartanntp

 

https://www.local10.com/news/fake-arrest-lands-miami-beach-officer-on-leave

 

Florida Man TRIES to get gator to bite him by getting him drunk...

https://www.news-press.com/story/ne...ouring-beer-into-alligators-mouth/3898854002/

 

Florida Man TRIES to get gator to bite him by getting him drunk...

https://www.news-press.com/story/ne...ouring-beer-into-alligators-mouth/3898854002/

Here, drink my beer.

 

Florida Man gets dopey about his Dope...
https://apnews.com/24f62c5d8b374717bb8c7a1cf97835e6

 

http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/cheating/cheating-florida-man-390568

A Florida Man pulled over Sunday night for driving recklessly told police that he “needed to get home in a hurry because he was cheating on his wife,” according

to an arrest affidavit.

 

http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/cheating/cheating-florida-man-390568

A Florida Man pulled over Sunday night for driving recklessly told police that he “needed to get home in a hurry because he was cheating on his wife,” according

to an arrest affidavit.

So much for keeping that statement private...

 

So much for keeping that statement private...

Never talk to the police.

 

I like some parts of Florita but the snakes, alligators and crazy bugs must be scary

 

I like some parts of Florita but the snakes, alligators and crazy bugs must be scary

Not nearly as scary as the discarded hypodermic needles and piles of human feces found in other states.

 

I like some parts of Florita but the snakes, alligators and crazy bugs must be scary

OK, what parts of Florida don't have snakes, bugs, and alligators?

 

OK, what parts of Florida don't have snakes, bugs, and alligators?

I grew up in Clearwater. No alligators, but plenty of snakes and bugs.

The worst -- anywhere in Florida -- are the fire ants. You don't know you've stepped in them until its far too late...

...kinda like getting stuck with a couple of dozen used hypodermic needles simultaneously.

 

Battling fire ants is an exercise in futility. Poison one nest and they just build another. Kinda like squirrels. Remove as many as you want and another will take its place.

 

Not nearly as scary as the discarded hypodermic needles and piles of human feces found in other states.

Your correct there. FLA is getting ahead of the curve, finally - https://health.wusf.usf.edu/post/miami-opens-first-permanent-public-toilet-downtown#stream/0

But seems like not by much, this story is from 11/19/19 - https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/miami-dade/downtown-miami/article236262158.html

 

OK, what parts of Florida don't have snakes, bugs, and alligators?

I thought most of it did ? Gator's in the swamps, aren't their poisonous snakes all over too ? Or maybe the only poisionous snakes in the US are Rattle snakes and they aren't that far East ? I guess IDK

I bet there's lots of creepy crawlies tho

 

I thought most of it did ? Gator's in the swamps, aren't their poisonous snakes all over too ? Or maybe the only poisionous snakes in the US are Rattle snakes and they aren't that far East ? I guess IDK

I bet there's lots of creepy crawlies tho

Sure, all of Florida is like that, What I was asking for what what part you like, which presumably do not have this inconveniences.

I like some parts of Florita ...{/quote]

Florida was named for its flowers by Ponce de Leon. He apparently forgot to mention those other things. Sort of like whoever named Greenland forgot to mention a few things too.