The buddy I was referencing posted right above yours.

I'm always looking for a new buddy.

 

If you are going to steal it then make sure you can drive it.

https://www.mynews13.com/fl/orlando...-shift-failure-foils-carjacking--deputies-say

Kids today. Can't even drive a manual transmission.

 

If you are going to steal it then make sure you can drive it.

https://www.mynews13.com/fl/orlando...-shift-failure-foils-carjacking--deputies-say

Kids today. Can't even drive a manual transmission.

Exact same thing happened to my daughter’s car in Santa Barbara. Found in the middle of the road just down the street. Convertible top still works too.

 

From WaPo -- and a waste of 5K words:

Is it okay to laugh at the Florida Man?

 

Looks like good pizza. I don't blame her.
http://www.fox35orlando.com/news/local-news/florida-woman-accused-of-assault-over-pizza-slice-1

 

https://www.wbtw.com/news/this-florida-company-offers-alien-abduction-insurance/

SEMINOLE COUNTY, FL (WFLA) – You may not believe in little green men or UFOs – but if you do, a Florida insurance agency has you covered.

Mike St. Lawrence owns the St. Lawrence Agency located in Altamonte Springs, FL. His agency offers limited or comprehensive alien abduction insurance.

“I went and I looked at my homeowner’s insurance policy to see if I was covered for a risk like this and I was not,” said St. Lawrence.

Does it cover 'probe damage'?

 

https://www.wbtw.com/news/this-florida-company-offers-alien-abduction-insurance/


Does it cover 'probe damage'?

Probably not -- but that's only an issue if the aliens sue you for damaging their probe.

 

When they see our courts, they will.

 

https://www.wbtw.com/news/this-florida-company-offers-alien-abduction-insurance/


Does it cover 'probe damage'?

Finally some help! Those little green bastards have been stealing my lawn dwarfs for the past ten years. Called the police, the FBI, the insurance company. No one believes me!. Maybe I can get some help now.

 

This guy should watch his diet!
http://www.fox13news.com/news/loud-...sEy8Qtr8sl7voaJEcKVACx1Gv7BmmZZ6SUWYPBLhRXwKU

 

This guy should watch his diet!
http://www.fox13news.com/news/loud-...sEy8Qtr8sl7voaJEcKVACx1Gv7BmmZZ6SUWYPBLhRXwKU

No truth to the reporting he was captured at a KFC.

 

PETA was right!?!? No Iguana Safaris Bwana!
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news...es-message-kill-whenever-possible/1833420001/

 

PETA was right!?!? No Iguana Safaris Bwana!
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news...es-message-kill-whenever-possible/1833420001/

What a buzz-kill. I was about to book a Florida Iguana Blow-gun Safari today.

 

What a buzz-kill. I was about to book a Florida Iguana Blow-gun Safari today.

The guidance has not changed. Just the verbiage in order to calm some snowflakes' nerves.

"Safely remove" == "kill"

Note that relocation is illegal.

 

The guidance has not changed. Just the verbiage in order to calm some snowflakes' nerves.

"Safely remove" == "kill"

Note that relocation is illegal.

My faith in Florida has been renewed.

 

Now if only they could keep New Yorkers from taking alligators home as pets when on vacation in Florida and dumping them...

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/s...d-spike-in-strange-gator-sightings/ar-AAER96x

 

Whoa, thar Angel, you can't go breaking into peoples houses horsey.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crim...horse-to-a-robbery/ar-AAEZpwM?ocid=spartanntp

 

Whoa, thar Angel, you can't go breaking into peoples houses horsey.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crim...horse-to-a-robbery/ar-AAEZpwM?ocid=spartanntp

Better Call Mongo!

 

Of all the possible excuses the best he could come up with was "the horse did it"!?!? I'll give him an A for creativity and an F- for believability.

 

Gators have taste for Florida Man
https://www.tampabay.com/environmen...or-florida-man-according-to-science-20190801/

A new study looking at Florida alligator bite reports dating back to 1971 concludes that gators mostly bite adult men who are not tourists. Adult men in this category make the mistake of getting too close — or even getting into — small, man-made bodies of water where the prehistoric lizards like to hang out, generally in the summertime.