The green lizard apocalypse has begun.
https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/florida-residents-being-asked-to-kill-iguanas/

You guys are welcome to come hunt in my back yard. This one was 6 feet, nose to tail:

 

I've eaten a few snapping turtles I've caught and even some rattlesnake, frogs and alligator, but I think I'll leave the lizards and grubs for the special forces guys...

 

https://www.npr.org/2019/07/02/7381...wins-the-right-to-plant-veggies-in-front-yard

"After nearly six years of fighting ... I will once again be able to legally plant vegetables in my front yard," Ricketts said in a statement. "I'm grateful to the Legislature and the governor for standing up to protect my freedom to grow healthy food on my own property."

She lamented that the fight even had to happen. "We had a beautiful, nutritious garden for many years before the Village went out of its way to ban it and then threatened us with ruinous fines," she said.

 

https://www.npr.org/2019/07/02/7381...wins-the-right-to-plant-veggies-in-front-yard

The Obama's live in Florida now?

 

https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/...lvement-found-in-st-petersburgs-lake-maggiore

You guys are welcome to come hunt in my back yard. This one was 6 feet, nose to tail:

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It was just a matter of time.
https://www.wptv.com/news/region-s-...uana-hunting-in-boca-raton-community-hits-man

Paramedics and the Boca Raton Police Department responded. Police say someone hired to shoot and kill iguanas in the Parkside neighborhood, hit a pool worker instead with a pellet gun.

"We have iguanas everywhere. If neighbors are going to be like the Wild West and shoot at everything someone is going to get killed."

I think they eliminated the iguanas in the Parkside neighborhood.

 

Gators and lizards not the only hazard...
https://www.cnn.com/2019/07/07/us/florida-man-attacked-hundred-bites-dogs-trnd/index.html

 

There are some criminals who really need to find another line of work. Talk about having a bad day...

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/man...y-191745854.html?soc_src=community&soc_trk=fb

 

I thought that was an old article as I have seen that before. Apparently, the guy in Florida can't read or he would have known that stunt doesn't end very well when you pull a real cop over. There was a law passed in Alabama in the 70s that you don't have to pull over for an unmarked car because of one of those yahoos stopping women and assaulting them.

 

Florida man

https://www.kptv.com/florida-man-fa...cle_c451b02f-c451-5864-bb68-27e08d81cd30.html

Morrison was living in a tent outside of the Godfrey Street home, according to the homeowner.

Deputies say on Saturday morning he entered the home without permission and threw the string of lit firecrackers under the sleeping child's bed.


The homeowner then chased Morrison out of the home with a stick, according to deputies.

When deputies took Morrison into custody they found two grams of methamphetamine in his pocket. He is charged with child cruelty without great harm, burglary and possession of a controlled substance.

 

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattv...yone-believes-the-holocaust-happened-n2549602

 

50 years ago there were no Armadillos North of the GA-FLA line. Now, look what's coming.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/1...ouse-in-everglades/ar-AAE2rsT?ocid=spartanntp

 

https://pcmdnews.com/woman-caught-p...rs-in-ice-cream-urinating-on-ice-cream-maker/

 

Does Putin have the video? They say some like that kind of thing.

 

Does Putin have the video? They say some like that kind of thing.

 

Guess you never heard the joke about the guy getting fired for sticking his member in the pickle slicer.

 

Guess you never heard the joke about the guy getting fired for sticking his member in the pickle slicer.

yeah ... that's an old joke ... the slicer got fired too! ...

 

So to go back to the original post in this topic, did the ice cream maker get fired too? Maybe NSA knows.

 

http://www.tampabay.com/florida/201...rip-club-it-once-was-the-house-of-the-future/

 

http://www.tampabay.com/florida/201...rip-club-it-once-was-the-house-of-the-future/

A future house with strippers.

What could be better? A very wise real estate investment!

 

https://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/...ling-iguanas-do-it-in-kindest-manner-possible

A spokeswoman for FWC said earlier this month that people can’t violate anti-cruelty laws when killing iguanas, but “since there aren’t any additional regulations related to iguana removal, there really isn’t anything else for us to comment on further.”