Remember to smile and talk nicely when on your next Iguana Safari Bwana.

 

https://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/...ling-iguanas-do-it-in-kindest-manner-possible

A spokeswoman for FWC said earlier this month that people can’t violate anti-cruelty laws when killing iguanas, but “since there aren’t any additional regulations related to iguana removal, there really isn’t anything else for us to comment on further.”

... so I'm guessing people should ask iguanas politely to either leave, or to please die on the spot so they can be kindly removed?

 

... so I'm guessing people should ask iguanas politely to either leave, or to please die on the spot so they can be kindly removed?

Or just wait for some really cold weather.

 

Or just wait for some really cold weather.

And that is why there are no iguanas in Monterrey...

 

Ouch

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-allegedly-cut-off-penis-of-wifes-lover-with-scissors-report

"Bonilla then fled the house with the man’s detached penis"

Wow that guy must have been REALLY angry! Who would want to touch it, other than a woman that is.

 

Beat me to it Spinnaker. That ole boy was a mite riled up.

 

At least he used scissors, and not a hacksaw

 

At least he used scissors, and not a hacksaw

I think I would opt for a hack saw. Unless they were a REALLY big scissors.

 

I think I would opt for a hack saw. Unless they were a REALLY big scissors.

showoff...

 

showoff...

 

yeap... Milwaukee is the definite tool for the job...

 

I doubt his prong was made of rebar even if he thought he was the man of steel.

 

Unless they were a REALLY big scissors.

Pinking shears would be good.

 

Does Your Home Insurance Cover A Gator Invasion?

https://www.wfla.com/news/pinellas-...-after-destructive-clearwater-gator-break-in/

At the end of May, Mary Wischhusen woke up in the middle of the night to find an aggressive, 11-foot-long gator had broken into her Eagles Landing home. The creature smashed windows, wine bottles, and glass furniture, and left holes in her walls.
...
Wischhusen filed a claim under her homeowners insurance for the window and wall damage, only to have Florida Peninsula reject the claim about a month later.

“Because it was a gator that broke it, and they don’t cover gators,” she explained. “If it was wind, they would have fixed it. If it was anything but a gator, they would have fixed it.”

AND
What to Do If You Hit an Alligator
https://www.idrivesafely.com/defensive-driving/trending/what-do-if-you-hit-alligator

 

https://www.wfla.com/news/pasco-cou...-several-cars-in-new-port-richey-parking-lot/

NEW PORT RICHEY, Fla. (WFLA) – A naked Florida man wearing nothing but a woman’s bra was caught on camera over the weekend burglarizing several cars in a New Port Richey parking lot, deputies say.

 

Sink or swim.

https://kdvr.com/2019/07/18/dad-acc...-son-into-atlantic-ocean-telling-him-to-swim/

 

in a New Port Richey parking lot, deputies say.

Doesn't one of your buddies live there? Hasn't he been missing for a couple of days? Coincidence?

 

https://www.wfla.com/news/pasco-cou...-several-cars-in-new-port-richey-parking-lot/

NEW PORT RICHEY, Fla. (WFLA) – A naked Florida man wearing nothing but a woman’s bra was caught on camera over the weekend burglarizing several cars in a New Port Richey parking lot, deputies say.

Why are they assuming his gender?

 

Doesn't one of your buddies live there? Hasn't he been missing for a couple of days? Coincidence?

None of my buddies would be caught dead wearing that ugly bra.

 

The buddy I was referencing posted right above yours.