Florida man...

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-arrested-after-pouring-ketchup-on-sleeping-girlfriend-report

Police said the woman “woke up to ketchup being poured on her by the defendant as the defendant was yelling ‘that’s what you get, bitch.”

 

Florida man...

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-arrested-after-pouring-ketchup-on-sleeping-girlfriend-report

The guy had the wrong girlfriend.

 

The guy had the wrong girlfriend.

It is not Heinz.

 

https://www.kptv.com/sheriff-man-wi...cle_b1623226-39bc-5b36-a842-d025d83062e9.html

(Meredith) - A man caught with cocaine in his nostrils tried to convince deputies that the drugs weren't his during a traffic stop in Florida, according to authorities.

 

He forgot to say "Gee officer I was just eating a powdered donut, you know how it is".

 

How about a water spout hangin' out with the kids in the hotel pool...

 

How about a water spout hangin' out with the kids in the hotel pool...

A mini one. I have seen a couple nice sized ones on the ocean. Fortunately they were well off in the distance.

 

How about a water spout hangin' out with the kids in the hotel pool...

That would make an awesome attraction at a water park.

 

Only one that could lift a person 10 feet or so and back to the water. I've seen large ones in the Gulf, and they are spectacular. But not for rides.

 

Never ever give up...

https://americanmilitarynews.com/20...RdHOTvyeotGRMQ_G5n9pEWcKv9VoBUOMJN1GywERQbC5c

 

Never ever give up...

https://americanmilitarynews.com/20...RdHOTvyeotGRMQ_G5n9pEWcKv9VoBUOMJN1GywERQbC5c

Odd story!

 

Odd story!

Suicide by Cop. I'm glad they didn't take the bait.

 

Pet alligator. New baby on the premises. What could go wrong???

https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/florida-pet-alligator-gender-reveal

 

The hazards of being tall.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/2-giraff...stantaneous-by-lightning-strike-officials-say

 

Marketing genius.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-...irt-arrested-for-selling-crack-cocaine-police

 

Only in West Virginia maybe??

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-...ring-husband-was-once-his-stepdaughter-report

Or Greene County, PA (local joke).

 

Only in West Virginia maybe??

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-...ring-husband-was-once-his-stepdaughter-report

Or Greene County, PA (local joke).

Cue the Green Acres Theme Song

 

I really don't want to see the women that would have sex with this guy.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-cops-arrest-man-stole-pool-floats-personal-sexual-pleasure

 

https://www.foxnews.com/us/defendant-throws-feces-at-miami-judge-yells-its-protein-its-good-for-you

 

https://www.foxnews.com/us/defendant-throws-feces-at-miami-judge-yells-its-protein-its-good-for-you

It's not clear what charges he will face for his fecal outburst.

Lol! ...