I used to have a wife. She believed we should have all the credit card debit that we could make minimum payments on with our cash flow.

Important words being, "used to".

 

My wife says that some day we'll be millionaires being I own loads of sock and we have mineral rights to land with oil that will hopefully get drilled on sometime in the next ten years ro so.

I told her that she may be married to a millionaire but I have serious doubts I will ever be married to one.

 

Wife 3.0 actually paid off a 30-year mortgage on her own as a single mom. I think she's a keeper.