Hello I have homeless going through my vehicle breaking windows, drilling holes in my gas tank, the list goes on... I have the desire to trigger some kind of device in the car to release fart spray when they enter and I wanna put it on YouTube. The problem is when I search remote triggers online there are only expensive kinds that I wouldn't want to risk to the bum walking off with. Is there any type of trigger I can rig to go off to a specific frequency that's like dirt cheap? I want to trigger a rocket engine ignitor that will burn a string releasing a hammer that will crush the fart liquid ampule preferably somewhere the bum can see possibly above the seat so the liquid drips on him hahaha

 

there are only expensive kinds

that's like dirt cheap?

How about defining what you think is expensive and dirt cheap?

 

I want to trigger a rocket engine ignitor that will burn a string releasing a hammer that will crush the fart liquid ampule preferably somewhere the bum can see possibly above the seat so the liquid drips on him hahaha

Is this Rube Goldberg solution desired for a specific reason? I immediately thought of activating a solenoid to crush the ampule.

 

So... you have a problem with people vandalizing your car -- breaking windows and drilling holes in your gas tank -- and your solution to the problem is to try to make a funny YouTube video?

Just do what most YouTubers do -- dress up like a homeless person and film yourself pretending to break into your car and pretending to be sprayed by fart spray.

 

I never said it was going to be a solution. There is no solution. I just want to shame the loser idiot. Also, I never said I was a youtuber so just curious what brought you to post such a triggering reply? I understand that you're a mod but why try and abuse your power to get a rise out of someone especially someone who's struggling in life with crime and no help from police. Yeah I honestly don't care just thought you deserve to be asked since you're so happy with yourself clearly.

 

How about defining what you think is expensive and dirt cheap?

dirt cheap would be disposable... and expensive would be a flash trigger for a camera. honestly how is this even close to a logical question? clearly I made it known that I need the cheapest solution. How is this question even close to being necessary besides being a fluff question so is this the type of content that makes up your 8000+ posts here lol...

 

Is this Rube Goldberg solution desired for a specific reason? I immediately thought of activating a solenoid to crush the ampule.

Har har wow like I said... Cheapest solution... A solenoid would be an additional cost while a mechanical feature would be so cheap (dirt cheap... In case you dont understand the saying... dirt is abundant you can find it outside all over)...

 

Any new personal attack will be your last one here. Seriously.

 

The cheapest is a string you pull to activate your vial smashing mechanism. I pulled off multiple pranks as a child activated by a string remote control.

 

Could it possibly be they target you because your so obnoxious to them?

 

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