Then there is this one:
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/ent...ithin-the-century_uk_579f16b1e4b07cb01dcff46b

"Bennu is a remarkable object because it is both the most suitable asteroid we have for exploration and yet in less than a century, could also provide our downfall."

 

Hi,

It's from a planet in another star system where dogs are the high intelligence alpha species and humans are kept on leashes. They threw us a frisbee and expected any dogs in this solar system to catch. Since no dog caught it, it's heading back to them now. There was a message on the frisbee that i think one of the humans wrote on it that read, "pleh esaelp" but i dont know what that means

You mean nobody told them that Earth is more of a cat planet?

 

Hi,

Well i'll have to check with the CFIOTAHTEALLTMKAOU....

Strange thing is if they spot one i dont think they have a plan yet to destroy it or throw it off course. It's still in the works i think.

Yes, Bruce developed the plan almost 20-yeas ago...

 

Rendezvous with Rama! Almost...