i need a step by step procedure on how to control a fan with my mobile phone (nokia N70)

 

i need a step by step procedure on how to control a fan with my mobile phone (nokia N70)

I really do need Audi R8 with loads of gas and some hot chicks. Who cares?

anyway
Step 1: grab your N70 in your hand
Step 2: move your body within the range of one meter from the fan, preferably facing the controls
Step 3: use your N70 as a stick and push the appropriate button on the fan with it (Be careful, this is the most tricky part! There is a huge possibility of pushing the wrong button, which might cause undesired operation, and possibly also cause the End of the World!)

 

Kubeek,

Your procedure won't work. You forgot to plug the fan into the proper electrical service.

By the way, this is an urgent request. See here: http://forum.allaboutcircuits.com/showthread.php?t=19273

John

 

I of course assumed the mythical fan is ready to be controlled.
I know it is urgent, so I replied as fast as I could type.