A search on the 'Dark Web' for "old man in spandex running shorts" will cause blindness.If I were close enough for the cheaters to be useful, I would, in fact, be cheating.
But, the girls sure do love to watch me run in my Spandex running shorts -- worn only for practical purposes, of course.
Edit: I tried to post a photo of me, but I am surprised "old man in spandex running shorts" turns up nothing on Google. I'll have to have a talk with Sundar about that.