good life lessons........

spinnaker

Joined Oct 29, 2009
7,830
You don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with Jim

Ba, doodie do dee, dee dee.

 

Sinus23

Joined Sep 7, 2013
248
Of course they(talking heads on here) went straight for the kill. Noticed how they talk in disguised threats. Because that is what their daddy would do. No love just threats.

 

djsfantasi

Joined Apr 11, 2010
9,163
How to easily get close to members of the opposite sex:

Take up ballroom dancing

Bob
Not valid anymore, but back in the day (of punched cards and batch processing), I used to hang out in the computer center before semester projects were due.

The quality of the coeds who left trying to program until the night before was amazing! Led to many awesome nights.
 

BobTPH

Joined Jun 5, 2013
8,989
Nope, neither of those methods does it. With ballroom dancing, you can go up to a lady you have never met and have her in your arms within seconds! And it only takes a few words: "Would you like to cha-cha?" And these days, the ladies can do the same.

Bob
 

WBahn

Joined Mar 31, 2012
30,063
Nope, neither of those methods does it. With ballroom dancing, you can go up to a lady you have never met and have her in your arms within seconds! And it only takes a few words: "Would you like to cha-cha?" And these days, the ladies can do the same.

Bob
These days if you walk up to a woman and ask if she would like to cha-cha, there's a better than average chance you'll get arrested for sexual harassment, hate speech, and using microaggressions, the video will end up on national news, you'll lose your job, your kids will be taken from you, and the jury will award all of the victimized bystanders everything you own.
 

joeyd999

Joined Jun 6, 2011
5,283
These days if you walk up to a woman and ask if she would like to cha-cha, there's a better than average chance you'll get arrested for sexual harassment, hate speech, and using microaggressions, the video will end up on national news, you'll lose your job, your kids will be taken from you, and the jury will award all of the victimized bystanders everything you own.
Yo, moderator...

...no politics allowed, remember?
 

BobTPH

Joined Jun 5, 2013
8,989
These days if you walk up to a woman and ask if she would like to cha-cha, there's a better than average chance you'll get arrested for sexual harassment, hate speech, and using microaggressions, the video will end up on national news, you'll lose your job, your kids will be taken from you, and the jury will award all of the victimized bystanders everything you own.
Depends on the context. I do not suggest doing this anywhere except at a ballroom dance, and only if a cha-cha is playing.

Bob
 
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