Microphones lurk everywhere.Update: I think I found the culprit, a busted-off piece of wire stuck in the breadboard on the row where the collector was. I rebuilt the circuit elsewhere on the breadboard and it's behaving properly now (at least in terms of getting me the Q point I was looking for). Next step is to try to find a signal to amplify; I'll have to root around in the basement for a microphone or something.
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That old cellphone has one, but probably small and too fiddly. Regular desk phones changed from the old carbon granule type to electrets decades ago. Loads of toys have sound activated on/off, also those key ring locators that bleep when you click your fingers.