"Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations.The bad news is that I had to take the dummy down after 2 days.
I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever; but two things made me take it down.
First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.
Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn't realize it was fake person until she climbed to the top (she was not happy).
By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn't take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard."
Max.

 

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"Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations.The bad news is that I had to take the dummy down after 2 days.
I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever; but two things made me take it down.
First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.
Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn't realize it was fake person until she climbed to the top (she was not happy).
By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn't take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard."
Max.

What would be really cool is a Santa mannequin.

Imagine the screaming children!

 

Next year's display.

 

What would be really cool is a Santa mannequin.
Imagine the screaming children!

Like here?
http://abc.go.com/shows/jimmy-kimme...-my-kids-i-ate-all-their-halloween-candy-2014

 

What eaves-trough will take the weight of a person?

 

Like here?
http://abc.go.com/shows/jimmy-kimme...-my-kids-i-ate-all-their-halloween-candy-2014

Why would you do that to your kids?

 

Why would you do that to your kids?

Not so bad as this:

 

Not so bad as this:

Another sh1t point for @joeyd999
For turning another humorous/fun/interesting thread political.

 

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"Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations.The bad news is that I had to take the dummy down after 2 days.
I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever; but two things made me take it down.
First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.
Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn't realize it was fake person until she climbed to the top (she was not happy).
By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn't take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard."
Max.

I liked. Why not adding some blinking lights starting when 4 or more people are detected? That could be named MAX4 crowd regulator.

 

Call me conventional if you like... but that's just the way I am... except for the spooky-looking cat, of course

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Your tree is leaning.


Or maybe it is the cat?

Either way that cat looks evil.

 

Your tree is leaning.


Or maybe it is the cat?

Either way that cat looks evil.

Yes, it's leaning backwards, a lot more than it's apparent in the pic... as for the cat... have you been naughty or nice?

 

Yes, it's leaning backwards, a lot more than it's apparent in the pic... as for the cat... have you been naughty or nice?

It looks like you are aiming it at something and ready for launch.